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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
July 29, 2013 11:48pm UTC

Reasons I don't like Justin Bieber
1) He said that r.ape happens for a reason
2) At Anne Frank's house, he wrote in the guestbook that he hoped "she would have been a Belieber"
3) When asked to try being vegan, he spit out the vegan steak that was specially ordered for him
4) He makes his fans pay tons of money to see him live, even though he could afford having the tickets be $50 instead of $100 dollars for mezzanine seats
5) Once, he went to a childrens hospital in England and made them clear the area so he wouldn't have to wait near the sick children. He spent about 5 minutes with the children while the cameras were around and then left as soon as they wre gone.
6) He peed in a restaurant kitchen
7) Once, he faked a really bad asthma attack and the paramedics were called. He then proceeded to laugh is a.ss off when they came through the door. His people talked the paramedics into not saying anything because, apparently, you can go to jail for that.
8) He wanted to go to a mall, once, and when the car came he sent it back because he didn't like the color. He then spent only 5 minutes at the mall before leaving and saying it was the sh ittiest mall he'd ever been to.
9) He didn't show up to one of his concerts until half way through the scheduled time
10) He's quoted to having screamed, "F.uck Bill Clinton" to cameras
11) He attacked a paparazzi, who is suing.
12) When he went to Vermont, he was kicked out of every business he went to (IHOP, Hannaford, Walmart, etc.)
13) At a movie theater, he threw a huge temper tantrum when he was told that he couldn't bring his Subway sandwich into the movie, since it was against the rules. He made a mess in the theater and was carried out by one of his bodyguard, kicking and screaming.
14) Once, he randomly showed up to Disney unannounced and demanded that the entire Yachtsman Steakhouse be cleared- reservations cancelled and all- so that he could eat there. The staff had to call every single one of the guests to tell them that their reservations they had been planning for months were cancelled and wasn’t allowed to give them an explanation. Disney also decided that it wasn’t fair to their guests and gave them free dinner at another restaurant, which obviously lost them a lot of money and business for that night.
15) He spit on his fans
I don't dislike him because of his voice or his music. I dislike him because he is a terrible human being.

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AmazingOtterz
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July 26, 2013 8:58pm UTC

I hate the way you talk to me,
And the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car,
I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb combat boots
And the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick,
It even makes me rhyme.
I hate the way you're always right,
I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh,
Even worse when you make me cry
I hate it when you're not around,
And the fact that you didn't call
But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you,
Not even close,
Not even a little bit,
Not even at all.

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Mrs_Malfoy
posted a quote
October 3, 2012 6:50pm UTC

Ever Had the Feeling
When you're happy and sad at the same time? But you don't even know why?

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Buki
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 11:54am UTC

Call me old fashioned but,
I'd rather recieve a hand written letter than an email
I'd rather be called beautiful than hot
I'd rather be asked "Will you be my girlfriend" than "Will you go out with me."
I'd rather just sleep in the same bed with someone than sleep with them
I'd rather plan my wedding with my fiance than plan it all myself.
I'd rather talk face to face than facebook chat
I'd rather have a man that loves me for me than loves me for my just my appearance.

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 1:44pm UTC

Teacher: What is something you need that you can't see or feel?
Person: air.
Me: wifi.

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xstaybeautiful
posted a quote
June 14, 2012 1:42pm UTC

me: i dont like him.
me: i dont like him.
me: i dont like him.
me: i dont like him.
me: i dont like him.
him: hi
me: sweet jesus why are you so perfect

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 14, 2012 8:03pm UTC

Everyone has that scary nightmare
from your childhood that you still remember

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Andreaxoxo
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 3:49pm UTC

My mind is like Hollister.
A dark place but filled with hot boys.~

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Anthony96
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 2:45pm UTC

True Story
Friends: Why are you so nice to others?
Me: You never know what they're going through.

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iloveeyouu89
posted a quote
June 11, 2012 9:08pm UTC

Meanwhile on the Tour Bus...
Me: Hey boys.
1D:
Me:
1D:
Me:
1D:
Me:
1D: How did you get on our tour bus?
Me: ...I have Nandos.
Niall: SHE STAYS.

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 11, 2012 7:39pm UTC

Does anyone else wonder what
would happen if a famous person came into your classroom just for you?

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BeKaHlYnN
posted a quote
May 20, 2012 5:14pm UTC

What to do before I die.
If asked which child is yours while standing by a playground at the park, reply with, "I haven't decided yet..."
Put blue Gatorade in a Windex bottle. Drink it in public.
Go to IKEA. Hide in wardrobe. When someone opens wardrobe yell "FOR NARNIA!!!!!!!!"
Change iPod name to "Titanic." Download new songs. Be amused by the fact that the Titanic is syncing.
Put sign on door that reads "Dumble."
Dress up in a chicken costume. Cross the street.
Change name to Frank. Start every sentence with "I'm going to be Frank..."
Steal friend's phone. Change your contact name to "Nature." Call friend.
Buy a turtle. Name it "The Speed of Light." Tell everyone that I can run faster than "The Speed of Light."
Go to Burger King and order a Big Mac. Insist on having it "your way."
Never say stop when the people at Olive Garden grate cheese over your meal.
Find out if woodchucks can chuck wood
Buy angry birds stuffed animals. Walk around town throwing them at people.
Go into a bank wearing a ski mask. Complete a normal transaction. Leave as if nothing is wrong.
Find a bruised apple on the shelf. Give it a soft hug and whisper, "Who did this to you?"
Go trick-or-treating on April 1st
Find fat lady. Ask her to sing

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NeverForgetYourBeauty
posted a quote
April 22, 2012 10:52am UTC

My mom thinks witty is full of old men.
Please fave this if you're not an old man.

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OctoberDiving
posted a quote
March 24, 2012 10:20am UTC

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Fave if you do one of these in class :
1. Peel off your nail polish
2. Search your hair for split ends
3. Check the clock every 5 minutes
4. Draw hearts on your paper
5. Draw smileys on your hand
6. Secretly eat ,
Hope I'm not the only one(:
nm/nmq
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Shes_Just_Broken
posted a quote
March 10, 2012 6:18am UTC

Normal heart beat
__/\__/\__/\__/\__
When i see him
_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\
When i see One Direction
_______________________
Not mine credit to whoever
NMF/NMQ
Format By: Pegasister18

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The_Witty_Therapist
posted a quote
February 17, 2012 1:54pm UTC

DISNEY HAS THOUGHT US SO MUCH:
TOY STORY:
Friends may come, and friends may leave,
but they are our friends and we will love
them forever.
A BUGS LIFE:
Together, even the smallest can achieve
the greatest goal.
MONSTERS INC.:
No matter what, we will give everything for those
we care for.
FINDING NEMO:
For our children, we will do anything.
THE INCREDIBLES:
Family, more than anything, makes this life worth living.
CARS:
The greatest victories
are the friends we met
along the way.
RATATOUILLE:
What we can achieve is determined by us and
us alone.
WALL-E:
There is no greater wonder
in the universe than the
love we hold for others.
UP:
The adventure
never ends.
♥

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Jade672
posted a quote
November 13, 2011 8:25pm UTC

That awkward moment
When two people start a conversation on your facebook status.

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BrokenSmile__
posted a quote
July 8, 2010 10:05am UTC

I want a person who
comes into my life by accident,
& stays on purpose.

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lovelife6
posted a quote
November 11, 2011 10:19am UTC

I really do not understand
why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day.
When i think about romance, the last thing on my mind is short,
chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.

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valerieexrainbowss
posted a quote
November 10, 2011 4:29pm UTC

and favorite this quote
if you will still be single
on November 12th.

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