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  1. LuvStruckTeen LuvStruckTeen
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 9:30pm UTC
    I
    f i n a l l y
    get all those dirty jokes on
    Disney Channel and Nickelodeon

  2. sherryli123 sherryli123
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 9:30pm UTC
    Son: I need a new phone.
    Mom: I just got you a new phone.
    Son: I accidentally broke it.
    Mom: Do you think I'm just made of money?
    Son: Isn't that what M.O.M. stands for?
    nmf


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  5. crazyy4me crazyy4me
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2011 6:23pm UTC
    Those Little Brothers/Sisters
    who look up on us.
    So.. fave if you have sisters/brothers.

  6. _OneWay_ _OneWay_
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2011 7:37pm UTC
    It's hard to swim in a world so
    shallow.

  7. Sarahthedreamer Sarahthedreamer
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2011 7:37pm UTC
    I get butterflies
    when I simply think about him


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  10. softballrox0771 softballrox0771
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2011 10:59pm UTC
    There is 86,400 seconds in a day
    and I'm going to make every second count

  11. softballrox0771 softballrox0771
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2011 2:36pm UTC
    Before you start judging, criticizing, or mocking
    remember everybody is fighting their own war.
    Yours just may be easier.

  12. softballrox0771 softballrox0771
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 11:56pm UTC
    I'm so talented...
    I can fall UP the stairs,
    Trip on flat surfaces,
    And get hit by parked cars

    nmf/nmq

  13. jeyounit11 jeyounit11
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 8:44am UTC
    he's my life
    he's my everything
    he's my hopes
    he's my dreams
    he's my love <3

  14. Louiseeex Louiseeex
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 8:25am UTC
    I didn’t fall.. I was testing gravity!
    … It still works! ♥

  15. coolcare02 coolcare02
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2011 8:14am UTC
    ♥♥♥
    I almost had you;
    But I didn't even know it

  16. summer_sage summer_sage
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 2:31pm UTC
    I think of you.
    I just can't talk to you right now
    I miss you.
    I just can't admit it right now
    I need you.
    i just can't show you right now
    I love you.
    I just can't tell you right now.
    summer_sage

  17. xoxo_tonight_babbii_xoxo xoxo_tonight_babbii_xoxo
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2011 12:25pm UTC
    i was running
    from the truth, and now i'm crawling back to you

  18. listentoyurheart listentoyurheart
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 1:16pm UTC
    When you reach for the stars,
    There are over a trillion stars
    So if you miss one,
    You know you'll have plenty of other chances*

  19. _yourgonnabelievethem _yourgonnabelievethem
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 1:15pm UTC
    When they asked me what I loved most about life, I smiled and said you♥.

  20. AllyMarieee AllyMarieee
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 12:15pm UTC
    Team Edward:
    Team Jacob:
    Team shut the f**k up.
    nmq
    nmf.nmq

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