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  1. WhenAllElseFails WhenAllElseFails
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2014 9:52pm UTC
    Me: What rock group has four men but doesn't sing?
    Me: Mount Rushmore!
    Friend: Get out.

  2. Breathe* Breathe*
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2014 1:01am UTC
    They say that love is forever
    You're forever is all that I need .
    ~Sleeping with Sirens

  3. Aislin Mackenzie * Aislin Mackenzie *
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2014 9:32pm UTC
    Dont just assume everyone has it better than you.
    Look around. See all those snotty sl/ts, the rich kids, the jocks, the annoying teachers, the smart kids, and the quiet shy kids?
    They all have a story, a reason they are the way the are.
    They all have their own lives at home that you know nothing about.
    How could you know if they were going through something horrible?
    Something making them feel worthless, lifeless, or confused?
    Something just like what you're going through.
    Everyone has their own
    fights with friends,
    dating drama,
    schoolwork,
    and something big to worry about.
    Everyone has their own things in life they need to deal with or "try harder" in.
    We all have things to work for.
    None of us have perfect lives. None of us.
    So look around at all those kids in school,
    at that guy who seems to be good at everything,
    even at the girl who can get any guy she wants.
    They all have lives; they all have problems.
    They are people too; they're people just like you.

  4. Soccerfata Soccerfata
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2014 10:08pm UTC
    Status
    Single
    Heart
    Taken

  5. willersmit* willersmit*
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2014 4:33pm UTC
    Like this if Im not ugly as f**k...
    Not gonna get many likes...trying to prove to a friend that I am ugly...

  6. Last Serenade* Last Serenade*
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2014 12:11pm UTC
    If I say I wouldn't be hostile,
    could you say you would do the same?
    If we're all made just a little bit broken,
    tell me who is to blame?
    We're broken, imperfect,
    we were all made the same.
    We're broken, imperfect,
    we are all to blame.

  7. han* han*
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2014 4:53pm UTC
    and right before your eyes,
    i'm breaking


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  10. candy* candy*
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2014 12:30pm UTC
    When attractive people compliment me on things i get suspicious
    because I remember when Regina George complimented that one girl on her skirt.
    I might be the girl with the skirt.


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  12. flannel flannel
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2014 10:32pm UTC
    chekhov:
    it's -10 outside please stop wearing basketball shorts.
    we get it, you're straight.
    StoryQouteLover

  13. Onism* Onism*
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2014 2:41pm UTC
    It seems I'm
    at my worst
    when you're
    at your best


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  16. BittersweetMemories BittersweetMemories
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2014 2:41pm UTC
    & oh babe, your key doesn't
    fit my lock anymore..♥

  17. 1mrsseguin9 1mrsseguin9
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2014 10:13pm UTC
    They say "good things happen to those who wait," so how much longer do I have to wait before something good happens to me?

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    posted a quote
    January 25, 2014 11:19pm UTC
    Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Snape but it was Quirrel
    Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Draco but it was Ginny
    Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was was Sirius but it was Wormtail
    Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Karkaroff but it was Moody/Crouch Jr
    Harry Potter and the Year everyone knew it was that B*tch Umbridge
    Harry Potter and the year it actually did turn out to be Snape
    Harry Potter and the Year it turned out to be Harry all along.

  19. WhenAllElseFails WhenAllElseFails
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2014 9:50pm UTC
    Have you ever taken a picture
    and thought it was so good you used it for
    literally everything and you look back at it
    some day and you're just like 'Wow, that was
    the worst picture ever omg'

  20. appleloop* appleloop*
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2014 9:40pm UTC
    The Hi-hello-how-are-you?'s. The I'm-fine-and-you?'s. The slight nod of the head. The threads that bind you to everyone else. It's coded language for a constant reassurance.
    "I'm alive. You're alive too."

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