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Hale_Storm18
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December 24, 2013 11:26am UTC

i love oversized sweatshirts. it's like, am i fat or is this sweatshirt just too big? am i fat and the sweatshirt is just too big? you'll never know.

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ChocoTaco
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January 5, 2014 5:47pm UTC

One time I went food shopping with my mom
And my brother and I emptied the whole shelf of macaroni and cheese into our cart, bought it in front of our mom, and she didn't even notice until we got home when she noticed 40 boxes of mac and cheese lined up on our counter.

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happiest*
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January 12, 2014 2:24pm UTC

Have you ever wanted to cry but no tears came out, so you just stare blankly into space while feeling your heart break into pieces

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happiest*
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January 3, 2014 3:16pm UTC

guy : your cute
me : my cute what?
That's why i'm single

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 22, 2013 9:59am UTC

ever accidentally throw something away
and realize you actually needed it? haha i did this with my life

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happiest*
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December 29, 2013 3:10pm UTC

Family: *insults my weight*
Family: *insults my interests*
Family: *insults my friends*
Family: *yells at me for leaving my bedroom*
Family: *insults my music*
Family *judges me constantly*
Family: you're being so rude why aren't you spending time with us I thought you loved the holidays

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
January 5, 2014 3:14pm UTC

The nicest people I've ever
met were covered in
tattoos and piercings. The
most judgemental people
I've met are the ones who
go to church every Sunday.

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happiest*
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December 28, 2013 3:12pm UTC

you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time

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happiest*
posted a quote
January 11, 2014 2:43pm UTC

this one time a girl told me we had the same name and I asked her what hers was

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happiest*
posted a quote
December 23, 2013 4:04pm UTC

i never understood how in movies the parents didnt believe in Santa but he was actually real like who the f-ck did the parents think put the presents under the tree like what

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happiest*
posted a quote
January 5, 2014 1:37pm UTC

IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER YOU GOTTA GET
away from my friends because they’re more attractive looking and cooler than me and you might choose them instead which i completely understand because im ugly

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ChocoTaco
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December 22, 2013 1:26pm UTC

Me: *Walks into ice cream parlor*
Me: *Braces self*
Me: I would like a vanilla cone with rainbow sprinkles.
Me: Nailed it.

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happiest*
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January 8, 2014 12:58pm UTC

i want to make a boy nervous i want to make a boy go to his friends and ask them for advice about what he should text me back

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happiest*
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January 8, 2014 12:56pm UTC

just so we’re clear if i ever become famous you guys totally have my 100% permission to use me to get back at any btches who teased you in school like im not even kidding just send me a message with your situation and i will fly my azz out to your high school reunion or whatever and be your +1 and we can regale all the btches with the fantastic stories of our foolhardy adventures and THEY WILL NEVER KNOW

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happiest*
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December 22, 2013 1:28pm UTC

yeah so i was at my friends house (hes a guy) and his parents weren’t home so we broke into his dad booze cabinet and started drinking. we ended up cudding and watching re-runs of full house, and he told me he loved me and i was like youre just drunk and he said ‘yeah but im not saying it because im drunk. im saying it as fact, it is 54 degrees outside, the ocean is salty, and i love you’ and i was like dayum son and thats the story of how i lost my virginity.
OH GOD

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yourcool
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December 31, 2013 3:15pm UTC

quick personality test:
say "hey now" in a group of people and see if they respond with "you're an allstar" or "this is what dreams are made of"

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
December 31, 2013 10:51pm UTC

Everyone else: *Getting New Year's kisses*
Everyone else: *Making New Year's resolutions*
Everyone else: *Hanging out with friends*
Everyone else: *Waiting for the NYC ball to drop*
Me: *Sitting on the Internet*

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happiest*
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January 11, 2014 2:38pm UTC

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

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happiest*
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January 10, 2014 1:11pm UTC

why can’t i have a hot neighbor who ends up falling in love with me and we sneak out together and meet up in front of our yards

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happiest*
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December 31, 2013 3:18pm UTC

A MOSQUITO TRIED TO BITE ME AND I SLAPPED IT AND KILLED IT AND I STARTED THINKING LIKE IT WAS JUST TRYING TO GET FOOD WHAT IF I WENT TO THE FRIDGE AND IT JUST SLAMMED THE DOOR SHUT AND SNAPPED MY NECK HOW WOULD I FEEL

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