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#wishicouldgetyouback*
posted a quote
November 24, 2013 7:54pm UTC

I"m so sorry that
last winky face
WAS NOT
intended

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kristabff
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November 24, 2013 7:54pm UTC

MY MOM JUST CAME IN
MY ROOM LIKE 5 SECONDS AGO AND SHE SAYS, "Honey, don't go in the basement. It's flooding with poop."
uMMM ?????????????

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chickittylover
posted a quote
November 23, 2013 1:05pm UTC

Format chickittylover
Oh my goodness.
• I am in SUCH a good mood right now.
• I've discovered tons of new amazing songs.
• I feel pretty and I'm not even wearing makeup.
• It's snowing and the Christmas tree is up.
• I just realized how many friends I have that I love and they love me back.
Everything is wonderful. I'm so happy. ❅ ❅ ❅

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coolsuperstarz
posted a quote
November 23, 2013 5:06pm UTC

Mum: Hold your horses.
Me: So, you are buying me horses?
Mum: No, it's an expression.
Me: Yes, if you bought me horses I'd have a happy expression.
Mum: For Gods Sake.
Me: What has my horses got to do with God?
Don't use Gods name in vain.
Mum: Are you telling me off?
Me: Are you buying me horses?

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kristabff
posted a quote
November 23, 2013 1:29pm UTC

Me: hey do you mind doing me a favorite

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kristabff
posted a quote
November 23, 2013 1:48pm UTC

On Friday in math class
we were learning about like SAS and AAS and SSS and stuff like that and my teacher was like, "Now remember kids, there is NO A-S-S!" and this kid behind me was like, "Whoever didn't invent A-S-S was an áss" and lmao

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ImAwesome12345678
posted a quote
November 24, 2013 7:43pm UTC

i hate the quotes that say "if youre reading this, you're alive,
if that's not something to smile about then i don't know what is"
because there is so much more to life than just being alive.

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lovecrazy
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November 24, 2013 7:11pm UTC

x||||||||||||| CHERISH WHAT Y O U H A V E BEFORE IT BECOMES WHAT Y O U H A D. »

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sparkels1998
posted a quote
November 24, 2013 7:16pm UTC

I'm alive
But I'm
Not living.

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appleloop*
posted a quote
November 24, 2013 7:18pm UTC

I've Been Thru Hell And Back, I Felt The Devil Attack. I've Been Down The Wrong Path, I Came Around And Now I'm Back On Track.

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imverypretty
posted a quote
November 24, 2013 7:22pm UTC

I wish #03
someone would invent a time machine so I can redo ALOT of stuff haha.
Please don't remove this!

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thebestsongever
posted a quote
November 24, 2013 7:28pm UTC

All around the world,
people want to be loved. ♥

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thebestsongever
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November 24, 2013 7:31pm UTC

Format by disposition. Please leave the credit in the coding and if you do decide to take bits and pieces, leave the credit where it is due. please only use on wittyprofiles.com!!!
things i like about school:
• friends
• nothing
• not a thing
• idk

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nothidingthesescars_
posted a quote
November 24, 2013 7:35pm UTC

I need to know now, know now,
can you love me again?

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Shaynaynay27
posted a quote
November 24, 2013 7:37pm UTC

No matter what, I Will Always Love You.

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ImAwesome12345678
posted a quote
November 24, 2013 7:39pm UTC

you can always find something beautiful
in something destructive
and now I finally understand
why I've always been so fond of you

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coolsuperstarz
posted a quote
November 23, 2013 6:18pm UTC

I honestly do feel bad for substitute teachers.
I think we all know why.

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ciaraperrone1996
posted a quote
November 23, 2013 9:45pm UTC

Sometimes I ask myself
"What is my life?" and then I remember it's just me getting my hand stuck in the pringles container and even while knowing that my hand doesn't fit, I still go back to get more.

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