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  1. CRAZiiiANDLOViiiNiiT CRAZiiiANDLOViiiNiiT
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2010 9:51pm UTC
    WHEN ONE
    OF MY QUOTES
    ARE FAVORiTED
    i FEEL SPECiAL BEACUSESOMEONE ACCTUALLY TOOK
    THE TiME TO,
    READ iT.♥

  2. spartagirl915 spartagirl915
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2010 10:05pm UTC
    Was I the only one who grew up thinking that
    Tweety
    was a girl?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. Untamed_darkness Untamed_darkness
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2010 2:57am UTC
    Am I the only one who hates it when
    a song is less than 3 minutes long?

  5. loveyoux0 loveyoux0
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2010 7:42pm UTC
    Do you ever just wish,,
    you could go into the future
    to see who you marry?
    click the heart(:

  6. sToRyOfMyLiFe13 sToRyOfMyLiFe13
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2010 10:04am UTC
    Am I The Only One
    who gets extremely depressed when I see a
    back to school
    commerical?

  7. crazylysh2 crazylysh2
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2010 7:36pm UTC
    I'm so good at cooking
    even the smoke alarm
    is cheering me on
    :D

  8. kitkat333 kitkat333
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2010 5:02pm UTC
    a beautiful girl, with gorgeous eyes ♥
    in a hidden world of hurt and lies.
    notmine(:
    kitkat333<3


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. _chicaX3 _chicaX3
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2010 8:58pm UTC
    am i the only one who
    d o e s n ' t
    watch jersey shore...?

  11. suicidaltouchh_x suicidaltouchh_x
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2010 12:19am UTC
    Will There be boys at this party?
    No, dad. It's a lesbian jam.

  12. impossible_XX impossible_XX
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2010 9:59am UTC
    The Chocolate Test!
    your age by chocolate math..
    Don't cheat by scrolling down!!
    1. First of all, pick the number of times that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)
    2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)
    3. Add 5
    4. Multiply it by 50 - I'll wait while you get the calculator (:
    5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1760, if you haven't add 1759.
    6. Now subtract the 4 digit year that you were born.
    You should have a three digit number
    the first digit should be the number you picked of how many times you want chocolate a week, the next two numbers are your age!!!! (:
    saw this on the Internet!
    format credit to MyEye6!
    click the -----> <3

  13. robynnrocks robynnrocks
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2010 12:00pm UTC
    Favourite this if you get annoyed when the top quote is all poshed and jazzed up…
    With a fancy font, and a groovy background and a posh layout too…
    But the words it says are meaningless…
    Just quotes from songs…
    Or famous sayings…
    Favourite this…
    If you hate it when…
    The perfectly kind and nice girl…
    Gets turned down for the dumb one with the figure…
    Because she isn’t considered good enough for that guy and his friends…
    Tell him that if he goes out with the nice, kind one, they won’t like him anymore...
    Favourite this if you hate the way the world works.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. iCantHearYouOverMyMusicx iCantHearYouOverMyMusicx
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2010 3:04pm UTC
    chuck-e-cheese's;
    where a kid can pee in the ball pit [&] run away laughing. ♥

  16. smileyz316 smileyz316
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2010 2:46pm UTC
    "OMG your so pretty!"
    "No I'm not!"
    "listen b. i. t. c. h. STFU and except the compliment!"

  17. CMPSunday CMPSunday
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2010 5:48pm UTC
    Did You Know?
    1.) That like fingerprints ever person has a different tongue print?
    2.) A pregnant goldfish is called a twit
    3.) More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a phone call
    4.) Your nose can remember over 50,000 different smells
    5.) The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's six" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
    6.) If you sneeze too hard you can fracture a rib
    7.) If you try too hard not to sneeze, you can pop a blood vessel in your head or neck and die
    8.) Rats multiply so fast that in 18 months two rats can have over a million descendants.
    9.) The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
    10.) A ducks QUACK doesn't echo anywhere and no one knows why.
    Format by: CMPSunday (i do requests)

  18. blah_blah_blah223 blah_blah_blah223
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2010 10:05am UTC
    &+ am I the only girl who listens to Eminem♥ instead of Taylor Swift?

  19. anjcrazii101 anjcrazii101
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2010 2:18pm UTC
    Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
    now thats weird (: click the heart if you smiled


  20. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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