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2. Imperfectedmuffin
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   June 13, 2012 11:17am UTC
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   GOOOOOOOOOOOOOODMORRRRRRRRRNINGGGGGGG TEEEEEEEEEEEAACHERRRRRRRRRR
   BEST.CHILDHOOD.SONG.EVER
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3. Imperfectedmuffin
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   June 13, 2012 7:59am UTC
   What have I learnt today?
   Don't judge a drink by it's bottle.
   
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4. Imperfectedmuffin
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   June 13, 2012 11:33am UTC
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   Don't worry about the people in your past, there's a reason they didn't make it into your future.
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5. Imperfectedmuffin
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   June 13, 2012 12:05pm UTC
   Studying..
   
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6. Imperfectedmuffin
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   June 13, 2012 12:15pm UTC
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   PLEASE JUST READ
   I hate it when people delete comments saying their quote is jocked. We aren't hating when we say that, just pointing out the truth. Are you too scared others will see them too and unfave 'your' quote? Scared, huh? You shouldn't have jocked in the first place and you will face the concequences. Stop hating me for doing what's right and grow up.
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7. Imperfectedmuffin
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   June 13, 2012 12:21pm UTC
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   Steve has changed the 'Remove from favourites' to 'Unfave'
   I BET YOU DIDN'T NOTICE THAT.
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8. Imperfectedmuffin
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   June 14, 2012 4:07am UTC
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   My favourite word is asdfghjkl.
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9. Imperfectedmuffin
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   June 14, 2012 4:33am UTC
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   Some girls act like bıtches so they won't get hurt. Some girls are bıtches because they're hurt.
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10. Imperfectedmuffin
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    June 14, 2012 8:59am UTC
    *after taking a shower*
    me: hey bro have you seen my glasses?
    brother: it's in front of you stupid
    me: oh thanks
    brother: i mean are you blind
    me:
    brother:
    me:
    brother:
    me:
    brother: oh wait
    
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11. Imperfectedmuffin
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    June 14, 2012 9:51am UTC
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    Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
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12. Imperfectedmuffin
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    June 14, 2012 10:38am UTC
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    I changed my clothes, my hair, my face,
    To watch us go our separate ways.
    -Sleeping With Sirens
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13. Imperfectedmuffin
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    June 14, 2012 2:32pm UTC
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    "Beauty is a curse on the world.
    It keeps us from seeing who the real monsters are."
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14. Imperfectedmuffin
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    June 14, 2012 4:04pm UTC
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    I hate how people say "I'm here for you." when really they aren't. I hear those words and I just brush it off. If they were there for me they would of been there all those times I fell apart.
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15. imperfectedstories
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    June 13, 2012 8:36am UTC
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16. awiciaaaxD
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    September 30, 2011 4:08pm UTC
    Zack and Cody graduated
    Andy gave away his toys
    Hannah told her secret
    Phil went back to the future
    The childhood I grew up to love?
    Doesn't exist anymore.
    <\3
    
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17. LexyLou97
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    August 27, 2011 11:56pm UTC
    Conversation with the guy I like:
    *I answer phone*
    Me: Hello?
    Him: Is this Lexy?
    Me: yes....?
    Him: Hey I just wanted to-
    Someone stole his phone and said
    Guy: Hey Lexy? Just wanna to tell you that.. He loves you. Bye.
    Who ever it was, hung up. 1 minute later, someone called back
    Him: Hey sorry, That was my friend....he's really crazy....
    Me: Ohhh....that's okay. *heart sinks*
    Him: .....But i really do you love you. Bye.
    I.Have.Hope.
    
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18. Breeze
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    November 8, 2011 5:27pm UTC
    WHEN MY AUNT HAD CANCER,
    Did I make a quote asking for favs for support?
    \\\\\\\\\\ NO, I DIDN'T. //////////
    What did I do instead?
    I left my computer, left Witty,
    ---------- and spent more time with her. ----------
    
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19. AlNicholas
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    September 30, 2011 2:30pm UTC
    the awkward first 30 minutes of a party
    
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20. 
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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