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  1. mayday mayday
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 7:06pm UTC
    Whatever happened to c h i v a l r y ? Does it only exist in 80's movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an 80's movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, J o h n H u g h e s did not direct my life.

  2. h4ppiness h4ppiness
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 8:51pm UTC
    you don't know how badly it hurts to lose every friend you have.

  3. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 10:49pm UTC
    and then you realize that nobody really ever
    wanted you in first place. you were just
    an accident, a coincidence, a girl who people
    felt sorry for and took in out of pity
    or they felt obligated to. no one ever sought out
    for you or took a glance at you and
    thought you were the one.

  4. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 6:52am UTC
    You told me you loved me,
    so why did you go away?
    DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE© format by: br0kenwings

  5. UnknownButNotInvisibleDanny UnknownButNotInvisibleDanny
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 12:15am UTC
    Blah.. Just f*cking blah.....

  6. forev3r forev3r
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 10:55pm UTC
    i'm losing
    sleep but i
    can't stop
    dreaming

  7. surfmatteo surfmatteo
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 9:31pm UTC
    unpopular opinion:
    it actually iritates me when girls (mainly "tumblr/witty girls") who think they're one of a kind and they're so weird and original and they stay home on saturday nights and they're total "losers" and "nerds" and "AWKWARD" and it's the new cool thing to be very anti-social and be sickly obsessed with a band or tv show but it's really not and just stop. stop seriously though because that kind of behavior DOES make you look weird and that's not very attractive and you should be very social and that doesn't mean just online. dont you want to tell your future kids about your adventures and fun times as a teenager or are you going to tell them about how you spent it all online. really though it's okay to take a break from the internet sometimes it will always be here. just one weekend get off the computer and do something with other people.

  8. PROJECTJames PROJECTJames
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 8:57am UTC
    Shaming someone for being skinny is just as bad as shaming someone for being fat.

  9. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 3:20pm UTC
    I feel like
    I bother people
    just by being alive...

  10. ifrolicktheoasis ifrolicktheoasis
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 1:44pm UTC
    Liking someone, that you'll never have a chance with, is all kinds of torture.

  11. YourNerdyNerd YourNerdyNerd
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 6:05pm UTC
    One of the first lies I was ever told as a child was
    "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me."

  12. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 6:17pm UTC
    I KNOW WHAT YOU WANT.
    YOU JUST WANT SOME-
    ONE TO THINK YOU ARE
    AMAZING. WELL GUESS
    WHAT? I DO & I'M
    HERE TO TELL YOU THINGS
    DO GET BETTER.

  13. mayday mayday
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 10:40pm UTC
    Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
    America: Well sure why not?
    Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the heck I was doing
    America: Whatever you want!
    Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
    America: Okay, sounds like fun!
    Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
    America: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
    1111


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  15. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 9:14pm UTC
    I've had my moments, days in the sun,
    MOMENTS WHEN I WAS SECOND TO NONE.
    Moments when I knew I did what I thought I couldn't do,
    like that cool night on the E. Street Bridge
    when a young man almost ended it.
    I was right there, wasn't scared a bit,
    and I helped to pull him through.
    DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT© format by: br0kenwings

  16. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 2:51pm UTC
    IF HAPPY EVER
    AFTER DID EXIST, I WOULD
    STILL BE HOLDING YOU LIKE THIS.
    ALL THOSE FAIRY TALES ARE
    FULL OF SHlT

  17. MissAnna MissAnna
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    April 19, 2012 10:12pm UTC
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  18. XxRecoverxX XxRecoverxX
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    May 18, 2012 6:14pm UTC
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