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  1. LiveLaughLoveRock LiveLaughLoveRock
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 2:34pm UTC
    Call that awkward?
    I call it Tuesday.
    ♥Format credit weecullen

  2. Sam_Snyder Sam_Snyder
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 11:53am UTC
    I feel so bad for my 8 year old brother, he'll never know
    tinkie winkie, dipsie,lala, and po.

  3. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 12:13pm UTC
    I wish I could delete people.

  4. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 12:15pm UTC
    Phones are getting thinner and smarter.
    People are getting fatter and stupider.

  5. evertonchick01 evertonchick01
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 12:18pm UTC
    I hate the way Wikipedia copies my homework!

  6. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 12:18pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    When you're Asian and not good at anything.

  7. KATZ101 KATZ101
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 9:04pm UTC
    Dear people who invented tampons and pads,
    Could you make those wrappers a little bit louder? Or maybe add some fireworks? Because I'm sure theres still some people down the hall that didn't hear me. ♥

  8. SheWasOnceIt SheWasOnceIt
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 11:37am UTC
    Everytime she laughs she also hopes that he is watching. Not so he see's that shes happy but so maybe, just maybe he'll fall for her smile Like she fell for his.

  9. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 3:22pm UTC
    you're just like monday,
    nobody likes you.

  10. neversaynever16 neversaynever16
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 9:26pm UTC
    ♥neversaynever16♥
    Daughter: Dad, I'm a lesbian.
    Dad: Oh...Okay
    2nd Daughter: I am also a lesbian.
    Dad: WTF! Doesn't anybody from this family like MEN!!
    Son: I do...
    Dad: *Faints*

  11. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 10:36pm UTC
    I dare you to:
    1. Wipe your beautiful eyes.
    2. Say outloud, "I am good enough."
    3. Smile.
    4. Imagine walking away.
    5. D o n ' t l o o k b a c k .
    jimmy365

  12. missindependent415 missindependent415
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 10:42pm UTC
    When your in bed thinking:
    10% him.
    90% scenarios that will never happen in reality
    but whats the difference

  13. taytayx311 taytayx311
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 9:29pm UTC
    I hate those people that completely
    ditch their friends
    when they get a boyfriend.

  14. darkestnightlover112 darkestnightlover112
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 10:49am UTC
    Cause you had a bad day
    You're taking one down
    You sing a sad song just to turn it around
    You say you don't know
    You tell me don't lie
    You work at a smile and you go for a ride
    You had a bad day
    The camera don't lie
    You're coming back down and you really don't mind
    You had a bad day
    You had a bad day
    *Had a Bad Day- Daniel Powter*

  15. Meany23 Meany23
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 10:49am UTC
    If you start to miss me remember, I didn't walk away...You let me go.</3

  16. xsoftballgirlx xsoftballgirlx
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 7:25pm UTC
    L i k e f o r a n a m e t h a t s o u n d s c u t e
    w i t h y o u r s
    *please have your name on your profile*

  17. mayday mayday
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 6:04pm UTC
    I'm moody like
    Squidward, a bit dumb like Patrick, & sometimes a little selfish like Mr. Krabs,
    but I'll always be here for you like Spongebob.

  18. rjharding21 rjharding21
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 5:44pm UTC
    FAVE
    and i will comment something on your profile to make you smile. ♥
    -regan

  19. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 4:15pm UTC
    We don't talk anymore
    and the saddest part is, we used to talk everyday..

  20. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 4:33pm UTC
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