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1. ilovewittyprofiles
   posted a quote
   August 12, 2011 7:41pm UTC
   When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire
   
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2. ilovewittyprofiles
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   August 3, 2011 4:03pm UTC
   Genuis idea: if you ever get caught sleeping in class or at work, raise your head slowly and say "in the Jesus name,amen"
   
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3. ilovewittyprofiles
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   August 23, 2010 10:03pm UTC
   ILOVE
   WITTY PROFILES!!!!!!
   ♥
   
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4. ilovewittyprofiles
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   August 23, 2010 3:50pm UTC
   <3
   
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5. ilovewittyprofiles
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   August 23, 2010 3:44pm UTC
   i shall call him squishy and he shall be mine. and he shall be my squishy!!! <3
   
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6. ilovewittyprofiles
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   August 23, 2010 3:39pm UTC
   There was a mollusk and a sea cucumber. The sea cucumber looks over to the mollusk and says: "Withfriends like these, who needs anemones!
   -Marlin
   
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