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  1. iloveunicornss iloveunicornss
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 4:31pm UTC
    Please wear your I ❤ Boobies bracelet tomorrow in honor of my aunt who was diagnosed with breast cancer two years ago, & died today.

  2. iloveunicornss iloveunicornss
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    January 6, 2012 12:55pm UTC
    When Justin Bieber went to Whitney Elementary, after he performed, he asked if anyone had any questions. One kid asked, "What do you do on the weekend?" And Justin replied, "What do I do on the weekend?" A bunch of other kids shouted, "WITH SELENA!" And Justin said, "What do I do on the weekend with Selena?" The kids in the crowd laughed & Justin smiled and said, "Well, we go to movies... and..." He whispered this, "Kiss..." The students said "EWWWWW" and Justin laughed and replied with a "Ewww!" in a joking way of course(:This is why I love him♥

  3. iloveunicornss iloveunicornss
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    December 22, 2011 8:16pm UTC
    You can't see what I am writing because it is invisible. If you are still reading this, you must be convinced that you have magical powers and can read the invisible words I am writing. Wow, you're special. NMF

  4. iloveunicornss iloveunicornss
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    December 12, 2011 8:49pm UTC
    It seems as if my celebrity crush forgot to show up to our wedding .

  5. iloveunicornss iloveunicornss
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 7:52pm UTC
    credit: confessions_of_a_cutter
    K i d : D a d h ow do you feel about abortions ?
    D a d : Why don't you ask your si st e r ?
    K i d : Bu t I don't have a sis t er
    D a d : E x a c t ly.

  6. iloveunicornss iloveunicornss
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    November 8, 2011 6:02pm UTC
    His story = History

  7. iloveunicornss iloveunicornss
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2011 9:16pm UTC
    Two blondes were driving to DisneyLand... They saw the exit sign and started crying because it read:DISNEYLAND LEFT.

  8. iloveunicornss iloveunicornss
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2011 5:46pm UTC
    No one want's us together.
    Part 2
    Megan Collins was my bestfriend. Period. And we told eachother everything. But, how could I tell her that I was going to homecoming with Dustin McKinley? I couldn't. Her and Dustin are like arch enemies. They hate eachothers guts. But, I had to. Whether it meant her being mad at me or not, I was going to tell her. I tapped my pencil on my Science textbook waiting for Mrs. Harvey to finish up her long lecture. I was paying no attention what-so-ever. I just wanted the bell to ring so final period could be over and I could walk with Megan to her house as usual. I go to Megan's house after school because it's the only place where I can study in a quiet enviorment. I also talk to her about my day on the walk there. And boy, has a lot happened today. Finally the bell rang and Mrs. Harvey dissmissed us.On the walk home, there was an awkward scilence for a while, then I finally told Megan the whole story. About Clara Deckard and Dustin McKinley. When I finished we were not even half way home. She stopped and took a seat on the curb. I stared at her in confusion for a while then she spoke, "Why Dustin?" I didn't answer at first because I didn't know what to say. "I mean, out of all the people. Why Dustin?" I pondered the question for a second. "No one else asked me." She glared at me and stood up to straighten her skinny jeans. "Kendall, we have been friends for like ever. And, I know that you don't just go with something just because you didn't have other options." She started walking and hooked her arm between my arm. "You know, you don't have to go." She's right. I don't have to go. But, I'm a Juinor. I don't have many chances left. I have never went before.

  9. iloveunicornss iloveunicornss
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2011 4:59pm UTC
    No one want's us together.
    Part 1
    Clara Deckard strided up to Mr. Wilson's desk, mumbled some things, then ran out of the class room with tears filling her eyes. I stared at my shoes, to keep myself from cracking up. Not that anyone would care, everyone loves me. Or acts like they do. "Ignore that," Mr. Wilson stood up from his chair. "Continue working on your assingments." He is sooooo uptight. I wish someone would loosen him up a bit. The lunch bell rang and I hurried out the door. "Hey Kylie," Dustin McKinley smiled at me as I sat down at a table by myself. Why was he talking to me? He was popular...I mean, so am I. But, not as popular as he is. "Hi, Dustin." I almost shreiked, afraid I would drop my apple. He laughed and bit his lip, "Can I sit here?" I looked around me, checking to make sure he was talking to me. "Uh," I took another bite of my apple, hoping to scare him away. "Sure." He placed his tray across from mine and sat. Here's the thing about Dustin McKinley. He is very very very popular. But, he is a major jerk and goof-off. No one really likes him. But in a way they do. "So, how was Mr. Wilson's class? I heard Clara totally lost it." God, I almost forgot about the leader of the Pretty Comitee, running out at homeroom. "Uh, I didn't want to laugh," I smiled. "But, at the same time...I did." He grinned. We ate our lunch fast so we still had time to talk. "Are you going with anyone to homecoming?" He blurted out. I wasn't planning on going to homecoming...because no one asked me. And, It was next weekend. "No, uhm...I mean, no one has asked me yet. Why?" I knew "Why?" of course, he was clearly asking me. And I would say n-o, no. "Because, I was wondering if you wanted to...go together." GOD DAMMIT! I didn't actually think he would ask me!! I couldn't say no, and I didn't. "Sure, sounds fun. See you later." I grabbed my empty tray and ran out of there.

  10. iloveunicornss iloveunicornss
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    October 3, 2011 4:59pm UTC
    When you see that you have 445 friends on facebook, "When did that happen?"o.O nmf

  11. iloveunicornss iloveunicornss
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2011 9:44pm UTC
    "Have a nice day" "How dare you tell me what to do!"nmf

  12. iloveunicornss iloveunicornss
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2011 5:24pm UTC
    Love On The Beach;
    Epilouge
    Kendall began college at SMU, shortly after. Jake went on to travel the world, studying architecture. Turns out that the threat was a joke. He is still not married. But, Kendall is now 24, married to Jason Bentley. A pro soccer MLS player. They reside in L.A. where Kendall is awaiting a baby girl whom they will name, Estelle. Thanks again for reading. I enjoyed writing it. (: -iloveunicornss
    Please fave! Thanks! =]nmf ""♥♥

  13. iloveunicornss iloveunicornss
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    September 29, 2011 5:21pm UTC
    Love On The Beach;
    Part 12
    I realized I started crying. So hard that he had given me Tissue. After a while, he spoke to me, "I'm sorry, Kendall," He looked away. "She was just saying how she would come with me on my trip. I was really turned on." He started to laugh but stopped. "I'm sorry." I blew my nose and stood up. "Stop this f*cking pity game! Just because I can't come dosen't mean you can start picking up hoe's. We're still dating! Hello!" I ran out of that building. Got into my car and cried the rest of the way home. The End.
    Please fave! Thanks! =]nmf ""♥♥

  14. iloveunicornss iloveunicornss
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    September 29, 2011 5:15pm UTC
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  15. iloveunicornss iloveunicornss
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 5:26pm UTC
    He texted me first & I replied second.♡ nmf.

  16. iloveunicornss iloveunicornss
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    September 28, 2011 5:03pm UTC
    Baby I just ran out of bandaids. I don't even know where to start. 'Cause you can bandage the damage. But you never really can fix a heart. </3

  17. iloveunicornss iloveunicornss
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    September 28, 2011 4:57pm UTC
    Love On The Beach;
    Part 10
    I almost fell out of my chair. I had to go with Jake. And in two weeks I would be an adult. That's what they can tell me now, but not forever. "But, I'm almost eighteen!" I raised my voice and I felt eyes from around the room on me. My mother sipped her mojito. And my father pursed his lips. "Honey, we just want the best for you. And, skipping college is not...well, the ideal thing we want for you." My mother spoke in a hushed tone. I wanted to run out of that resturaunt and scream. Of course, that would make me only look worse. "If you decide, that when you're eighteen...you want to not go to Santa Monica University...then, that's your choice." My father pointed at me when he said "Your". "And, we will not help you with the costs of tickets. Nothing. Understood?" I shook my head, not wanting to argue further. "Can we just order now?" I picked up my menu, suddenly starving. My father patted my mother's leg as she kissed his cheek. Yuck. They act so young. Even though their only 44 and 43. "I think we'll just split the Margarita Pizza, like usual hun." My mother looked to my dad. "Sounds good baby." My father replied. "EWWWW!" I wanted to yell, but I didn't. Instead I said, "I'll just get the ceasear salad." I smiled at them. When the waitress came, we ordered. Soon our food came and we ate. "Yum." My mother said tearing out a check from her check-book. "Mom, I can pay," I suggested pulling out my wallet. "Oh no, sweetie. That's just fine." My father glared at me. We hugged and I jumped back into my car, waving. I knew what I had to do first. Call Jake. He would be so upset. I felt so bad. But I went halfway up the road the put in my bluetooth then dialed his number. "Hello?" He picked up. "Hi, Jake." I said glum-ly. "What's up with your 'rents?" He laughed. "Uh, about that Jake..." I cleared my throat. "I, um. Can't go." I almost cried and I swear I could hear him crying over the phone. "Look! You don't have to go! You can stay with me at SMU! I'll protect you! I promise!" He stopped crying and didn't reply for what seemed like ages. "I thought you didn't get into Santa Monica U." Oh right! I told him I didn't. God. "Jake, I'm sorry. I told you that not to hurt your feelings! I'm SO sorry." He quickly said, "Well, I'm more hurt now." And he hung up.
    Please fave! Thanks! =]nmf ""♥♥

  18. iloveunicornss iloveunicornss
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 4:42pm UTC
    My ex won't stop texting me. I told him to stop but he won't. I'm scared. :'[

  19. iloveunicornss iloveunicornss
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    September 24, 2011 6:11pm UTC
    Who likes my story?

  20. iloveunicornss iloveunicornss
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 6:07pm UTC
    HELLO My name is...
    Slim Shady.

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