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  1. xxdream121 xxdream121
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 4:02pm UTC
    So today in Spanish.
    This popular girl asked my teacher how to say "to cut" in Spanish.
    She looked directly at me and laughed.

  2. yellowdino16 yellowdino16
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 4:32pm UTC
    I used to sound like Justin Bieber,
    but then I turned 4..

  3. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 5:18pm UTC
    Birthday then:
    Wow! Look at all of these presents!
    Birthday now:
    Wow! Look at all of these notifications
    my old quote(:♥

  4. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 5:16pm UTC
    "I would rather call my girlfriend
    Than text her
    So i can hear her voice "
    - Zayn Malk ♥

  5. gwenythadele gwenythadele
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    when I walk out of the shop
    this is what I see
    not again
    Katniss Everdeen is a-lookin at me
    I GOT A LOAF IN MY HAND AND I AINT AFRAID TO THROW IT THROW IT THROW IT
    are you done?
    IM PEETA AND YOU KNOW IT
    **tumblr, nmf**

  6. legit7 legit7
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 4:41pm UTC
    A boy was dying of
    cancer, and needed an expensive brain surgery, but his family, broke and desperate, couldn't afford it. His 8 year old sister Tess took out her piggy bank savings to a pharmacist in order to buy a 'miracle.'It just so happens that the right man witnessed the little girl's tears at the pharmacy counter: a neurosurgen.
    He preformed the surgery for free.♥
    GMH.

  7. mlsunny mlsunny
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 6:11pm UTC
    36 Reasons Why It's Good To Be A Girl:
     
    1. We can wear guy clothes. If they wear ours, they get funny looks.
    2. Our friends don't say hello to us by punching us on the arm.
    3. Yea- PMS sucks. But at least we have a good excuse to chow down on chocolate for a week.
    4. If we're on a really big ship that happens to hit an iceberg, we'll probably get first dibs on a lifeboat.
    5. Girl talk. You know, how we just understand each other without having to explain stuff.
    6. We never have to stand at a urinal and have other girls stare at us.
    7. Dark circles under the eyes? We can just cover them up with a little concealer.
    8. We don’t have to shave our faces.
    9. We can jump around a lot and shake our hair and it looks like we know how to dance.
    10. We get yummy chocolates and flowers from guys.
    11. We don’t have to dowse our food in Tabasco sauce just to look tough
    12. When we get married we get to keep our own name or choose one that we like even better.
    13. At least one girl always survives in horror flicks.
    14. We can take stuffed animals to bed no matter how old we are.
    15. We don’t have to wear tuxedos to the prom.
    16. Nose hair, ear hair, back hair- so not a problem for us.
    17. SLUMBER PARTIES! Guys just don't know how much fun those are.
    18. We don’t have to worry about getting hurt, um, down there.
    19. That special bond we have with our moms-someday
    20.We don’t feel the need to slap our teammates butt when she makes a good play.
    21. Pick up lines. They're not something we need to practice.
    22. We can get away with wearing platform shoes without looking goofy.
    23. We give really good advice
    24.On TV shows we're always the ones that have coolest supernatural powers.
    25. We can put cotton balls between our toes, paint our nails, and not feel the least bit silly.
    26. The coolest, sweetest songs and poems have been written about us.
    27. We don’t have to sit on our wallets.
    28. And our wallets have a place for change.
    29. Our lives do not revolve around ESPN Sports Center
    30.We can wear dresses without getting really weird looks from people
    31. We are called tomboys, Boys are called girlie.
    32. We have nicer handwriting than guys. Well it’s true.
    33. Our magazines have Horoscopes.
    34. We don’t have to stuff boxers in our jeans.
    35. Female pro athletes aren’t overpaid egomaniacs.
    36. Girls with guy first names (like Alex) sound cool, but it doesn’t work the other way around.
     

  8. IJustLikedYourQuote IJustLikedYourQuote
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 4:02pm UTC
    Would you wear socks if you had no feet?
    No...?
    Then why do you wear a bra?

  9. trinityy_xoxox trinityy_xoxox
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 5:33pm UTC
    I still never told you,
    that i'm falling in love, with you. ♥

  10. happyfry66 happyfry66
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 5:21pm UTC
    And who else randomly sings
    part of a song, that fit into your convesations.

  11. lovestardoll423 lovestardoll423
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 6:34pm UTC
    nmq/nmf
    8 year olds have
    Iphones, iPods, and iPads.
    When I was 8,
    I felt cool with new
    markers

  12. cheeseylovesongs cheeseylovesongs
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 6:29pm UTC
    me: it's gonna be a good day!(:
    hair: here's some frizz.
    face: now you're breaking out!
    head: here's a throbbing pain.
    teacher: here's a really hard test you're gonna fail.
    friends: we've decided to be really annoying.
    girls: let's point out all of your flaws!
    parents: we're gonna yell at you for breathing.
    him: i'm just not gonna come to school today.
    me: kk

  13. bethanysheaa bethanysheaa
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2012 4:09pm UTC
    confession #4
    i love God and
    im not afraid to put
    it out there for people
    to judgee.♥

  14. XxcinderellaxX XxcinderellaxX
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2012 4:09pm UTC
    Let's fave this for..
    The girls who are still themselves.
    <3

  15. xoxpaigexox3 xoxpaigexox3
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2012 4:52pm UTC
    if you were
    "so sorry," you wouldn't have done it in the first place.

  16. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 7:39pm UTC
    Sitting at home:
    "Oh. It's raining. Cool"
    Sitting at school:
    "HOLY CRAP IT'S RAINING!! LOOK!"

  17. hesnotworththetears hesnotworththetears
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    I don't care how old i am,
    I'm going in the bouncy castle.

  18. Lastvo Lastvo
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 6:04pm UTC
    IF THIS GETS 5 FAVS
    i'll smile for the day:)
    IF THIS GETS 10 FAVS
    i'll laugh and be in shock :D
    IF THIS GETS 50 FAVS
    I'll be shocked then hug everyone :*
    IF THIS GETS 100 FAVS
    i'll think im dreaming& cry in joy:')
    500 FAVS?
    my wildest dream will have come true XD

  19. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 5:31pm UTC
    If w i t t y we r e s c h o ol,
    I ' d h a v e p e r f e c t a t t e n d a n c e

  20. mumblebumble mumblebumble
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 4:34pm UTC
    If you haven't seen Mean Girls,
    YOU ARE UNABLE TO UNDERSTAND 50% OF THE INTERNET.
    not my format

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