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  1. jordynrene jordynrene
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 11:32pm UTC
    in the shower:
    3% wash body
    2% wash hair
    95% contemplate life.

  2. IleaSimone IleaSimone
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 8:26pm UTC
    OneOfMyNeighbor'sWiFiIsNamed"ClickForViruses"....
    Well played.

  3. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 11:29pm UTC
    So you can update your status via mobile,
    But you can't text me back?
    Cool whatever.
    nmf

  4. xxsingmeastory xxsingmeastory
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 8:06pm UTC
    dear tongue,
    CANT TOUCH THIS.
    sincerely, elbow
    ( ;

  5. blankpagesxoxo blankpagesxoxo
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 1:31am UTC
    you're bringing sexy back?
    psh , mine never left♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  6. stillDREAMINGx3 stillDREAMINGx3
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 1:21am UTC
    WELL I MEAN, IF YOU LIKE WATER
    YOU ALREADY LIKE 72% OF ME.

  7. _OneWay_ _OneWay_
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 1:39am UTC
    I had a dream about you! (:
    Awwwwwwwww!
    You died.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. Pistachiox3 Pistachiox3
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 12:28am UTC
    I fake the dates on my papers ,
    so it doesn't look like i did it last minute.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. Sandra Linh* Sandra Linh*
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 11:29pm UTC
    That’s always seemed so ridiculous to me,
    that people want to be around someone because they’re pretty.
    It’s like picking your breakfast cereals based on color instead of taste.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. xokendraxo14 xokendraxo14
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 8:47pm UTC
    Dear Boys,
    if a girl gets shoved into you,
    she likes you

  14. wanesa wanesa
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 3:17pm UTC
    click to see this quote


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. liaaaana liaaaana
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 3:49pm UTC
    when a girl says:
    “don’t worry about it.”
    you better f ucking worry about it.

  17. ignoranceisblisslmfao* ignoranceisblisslmfao*
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 4:59pm UTC
    I Just Noticed...
    The cursor has a shadow
    Click the heart if you just checked ;)

  18. Kaaay143 Kaaay143
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 3:42pm UTC
    Hey
    Hi
    Sup
    Nmu
    Nm
    Cool
    *End of conversation*
    fave if this has ever happened to you.
    nmf

  19. carrot22 carrot22
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2011 1:33pm UTC
    if you don't know, then ask
    if you don't agree, then argue
    if you don't like it, then say it
    but don't keep silent and judge me
    n

  20. klovestoswim klovestoswim
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2011 1:34pm UTC
    The spaces between my fingers are where yours are supposed to fit
    *nmf

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