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  1. Chellsey Chellsey
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2011 11:53pm UTC
    You must have been born on a
    high-way because that's where most
    accidents happen.
    -- chellsey


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. Chellsey Chellsey
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2011 1:05am UTC
    It's Hard
    to forget somebody who gave you so much to r e m e m b e r.
    ♥♥♥
    @chellsey
    credit:
    format;xoalicecullenxo
    quote;me

  4. NoParkinggx3 NoParkinggx3
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2011 5:41pm UTC
    'So i knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy...'
    Fav if you thought of spongebob(:

  5. SaYWhaTTx3 SaYWhaTTx3
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2011 12:09am UTC
    A good cheerleader is not measured
    by the height of her jumps
    but the span of her spirit. ♥

  6. RCurc7 RCurc7
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2011 12:09am UTC
    have you ever loved someone so much . . .
    that you would let them go just for them . <3 . . . fav if you have and comment and fav if you think its hard and your still thinking about him or her . <3
    -nml

  7. kenna18 kenna18
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2011 12:10am UTC
    They should make
    a water proof phone
    for the bathtub
    and call them
    ✧teletubbies✧

  8. codes_etc codes_etc
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2011 8:05am UTC
    codes, tips, & all things helpful.
    check out my profile (:

  9. rileylovesyoou rileylovesyoou
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2010 7:32pm UTC
    i wish i could see
    myself from a
    boy's perspective. ♥

  10. XXKatiiKatXX120 XXKatiiKatXX120
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2010 8:56pm UTC
    THERE IS ALWAYS THAT ONE FREAKY GIRL IN YOUR GRADE THAT'S OBSESSED WITH HORSES♥

  11. CandEProductions CandEProductions
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2010 8:52pm UTC
    Why is it that if a guy does football, then he is manly, but if he does cheerleading, then he is gay?
    Think about it...
    Guys who play football run around in tights trying to jump on top of each other.
    However, guys who do cheerleading get to practice in sweats, while they hold girls up in the air and get to look up their skirts.
    Now, which sounds more gay?

  12. __cityofangels __cityofangels
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2009 11:55pm UTC
    And with every complex problem
    there is a simple solution

  13. morganashley morganashley
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2009 2:08am UTC
    hey guys.
    my best friend was
    just diagnosed with lukemia... ):
    so, for every heart/favorite i get,
    i'm going to donate a dollar to
    any cancer foundation that i can.
    this is not a joke you guys...
    i wouldn't joke about this...
    i'm sort of trying to
    raise awareness as well.
    so please!
    favorite this quote?

  14. rosieisodd rosieisodd
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2011 8:47pm UTC
    It's not that I hate you,
    it's like, uh, let's put it this way:
    if you were on fire and I had water,
    I would probably drink the water.

  15. beliebinchances beliebinchances
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2010 2:17pm UTC
    Dear Icebergs,
    Sorry to hear about global warming.
    Karma's a b*tch
    ♥theTitanic.
    Format credit to: sillyslinky

  16. Goldielocks11 Goldielocks11
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2010 1:35pm UTC
    I swear he's cute, hold on . . .
    LET ME FIND A BETTER PICTURE

  17. xxheather109xx xxheather109xx
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2009 6:23pm UTC
    Favorite this if...
    you check your phone for no reason, because you know nobody texted you.
    you will go slightly out of your way to step on a crunchy looking leaf.
    you always hear your name, when its not being called.
    you hate hearing your voice in recordings.
    you use the word "thingy" when you can't remember what something is called.
    you pretend your writing in class so the teacher won't call on you.
    you say the entire alphabet because you can't remember what letter comes next.
    facebook
    (:

  18. BEACHYLOVE BEACHYLOVE
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2010 5:15pm UTC
    When I find out a guy likes me..
    A little part of me starts to like him back. Even if I had no feelings for him before.

  19. vanybee vanybee
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2010 2:38pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  20. smilex0 smilex0
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2010 3:30pm UTC
    when i'm in the car
    and a sad song comes on the radio, i stare out the window and act like i'm in a movie♥

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