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  1. pluto* pluto*
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 5:41pm UTC
    ITS SO COLD OUT
    THAT I SAW TWO GANGSTERS
    -----> With their pants up.

  2. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 2:56pm UTC
    What else can you do
    when your best
    wasn't good enough?

  3. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 3:43pm UTC
    face your problems,
    don't facebook them.
    not my quote (:

  4. _Hey_Bro_ _Hey_Bro_
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 3:08pm UTC
    Watching a movie & yelling
    at the characters for doing something stupid.♥

  5. idance idance
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 2:50pm UTC
    DON'T
    EVER
    use someone's past against them. ♥

  6. theunicorn theunicorn happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 2:41pm UTC
    DAMNN YOU'RE HOT!!
    Brrr, you're cold.♥

  7. idance idance
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 2:27pm UTC
    Did you know...
    Kissing is healthy
    Bananas are good for cramps
    Chicken soup actually makes you feel better
    Guys insult you if they like you
    Having someone rub your stomach when it hurts actually helps it
    89% of guys want girls to make the first move
    Chocolate makes you feel better
    Guys think it's cute when you mess up

  8. theunicorn theunicorn happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 2:23pm UTC
    Crying is easy. It's like breathing.
    The more you hold it in, the more you let it out.

  9. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 4:54pm UTC
    "HEY CAN I HAVE A SIP?"
    "sure..."
    GULP GULP GULP.
    "DUDE WTF?"

  10. ThinkAboutThat ThinkAboutThat
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 2:03pm UTC
    You sayfam[ily]?
    I say [f]a[m]i[l]y.


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  12. idance idance
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 2:48pm UTC
    Call me old fashioned,
    but I actually take relationships
    seriously.

  13. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 4:02pm UTC
    BEST IDEA;
    Books where the letter glow in the dark
    ©livsbestfriendryan


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  15. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 1:51am UTC
    s t a y i n g u p s o l a t e t h a t e v e r ything is freaking hilarious♥

  16. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 9:49pm UTC
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  17. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 2:17am UTC
    "i can't eat anymore,i'm so full!"
    "okay... who wants dessert?"
    "iiiiiiii dooooooo!"

  18. TheBrokenSmile TheBrokenSmile
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 2:09pm UTC
    A Teenage Bucket List, Part Four.

    Meet the cast of Star Wars. Call my crush, and pour out my
    feelings in that one phone call. Go bungee jumping. Go to a masquerade party. Start randomly dancing in a crowded
    area. Get kicked out of a movie theater. Be an intern. Travel
    the world. Be apart of an international charity. Learn to
    surf. Find a four leaf clover. Run a marathon. Be on Broad-
    way. Make my parents proud. Bring the word, 'fetch' back. Own every color of flip flops. Go on a no budget
    shopping spree. Meet Jenna Marbles. Hug an alligator.
    Slap my ex in the face. Fall asleep next to someone I love.
    Stand up for something I believe in. Stand up against a bully.
    Don't judge anyone for one whole day. Go up to a drive thru, on my bike. Make up my own language. Hug a random stranger. Buy a random stranger a cup of coffee. Be a maid of honor in a wedding. Go to a party with red plastic cups. Shake hands with the president. Kiss my celebrity crush. Write a song with Taylor Swift.
    Laugh everyday of my life, and treat everyday like it's my last.
    jayciecutie01's format.
    inspired by many people and websites.

  19. mayday mayday
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 6:04pm UTC
    I'm moody like
    Squidward, a bit dumb like Patrick, & sometimes a little selfish like Mr. Krabs,
    but I'll always be here for you like Spongebob.

  20. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 7:19pm UTC
    When someone touches my phone
    I automatically turn into a ninja

:)

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