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  1. iambubbles iambubbles
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 3:44pm UTC
    They are called Boobs because...
    [B] top view
    [oo] front view
    [b] side veiw

  2. iambubbles iambubbles
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 2:15pm UTC
    OMG I JUST SAID THERE ARE 2 BEDS AT MY HOUSE BECAUSE MY SIS WAS LIKE I HAD TO SLEEPON THE COUCH AND MY GMA IS LIKE 2 BEDS AND I'M LIKE YEAH, MY BED, CASSIES BED, AND MOMS BED SO DE HAD TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH. SHES LIKE THATS 3 BEDS

  3. iambubbles iambubbles
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 2:11pm UTC
    This is not fat.
    These are my sexy little lady lumps!
    lol.

  4. iambubbles iambubbles
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 2:06pm UTC
    breaking up with your bf:
    You: Hey hey you you I don't like your girlfriend.
    him: Babe, you're my girlfriend
    You: Hey hey you you I think you need a new one.
    Him: Babe what are you saying?
    You: Hey hey you you I can't be your girlfriend
    Him:...
    You: Sorry I'm breaking up with you

  5. iambubbles iambubbles
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 1:58pm UTC
    I was on facebook and was talking to my friend and I had bubble wrap
    My nickname is bubbles
    I told my friend I had bubble wrap
    and she posted
    BUBBLES HAS BUBBLE WRAP WHAT HAS HAPPENED OMG SHE IS POPPIN HER BUBBLE GUPPIES........

  6. iambubbles iambubbles
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 1:50pm UTC
    Person 1: I love my gf
    Person 2: I love my bf
    Me: See that tree.. That's a nice tree

  7. iambubbles iambubbles
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 1:45pm UTC
    Who wants to play Truth or Dare??
    Comment Truth or dare
    whatever I dare you you have to do in a quote! :D
    (I am bored and saw this last night lol)

  8. iambubbles iambubbles
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 10:10pm UTC
    because i am weird
    because I am amazing
    because you love me
    because I am awesome
    because you love my quotes
    because anything.
    You should follow me
    xD

  9. iambubbles iambubbles
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 10:07pm UTC
    I'm a parana. Nom nom nom :V

  10. iambubbles iambubbles
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 10:02pm UTC
    Ok for some reason I love talking about my crush on here.. I guess its because I actually don't know you people.
    But anywayyyyyyyyyyyy
    We were at lunch outside and me and my friends were talking and my crush walked by and at that exact moment I said 'I hate you' to my friend and my crush sat by me and this was the conversation:
    Him: You do!?!
    me: Um what?
    Him: You hate me?!
    Me: I never said that..
    Him: Yeah you did.
    Me: I think you just hate me!
    Him: No I love you
    *My friends are rolling on the ground laughing*
    Me: Nope you hate me.
    Him: *hugs me* I love you Emi. I hate no one.
    Me: I love you too
    OMFG BEST MOMENT OF MY ENTIRE LIFE.

  11. iambubbles iambubbles
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 5:19pm UTC
    THERE. IS. A. WITTY. CHAT. AND. NO. ONE. THOUGHT. OF. MENTIONING. THIS. TO. ME?!?!?!

  12. iambubbles iambubbles
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 1:14am UTC
    All these wittians complanning that no one follows them and they have 600 followers..
    Here I am appreciating every single 30 followers i have :D

  13. iambubbles iambubbles
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 12:12pm UTC
    OMG you're single!?
    HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
    me too ._.

  14. iambubbles iambubbles
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 1:16am UTC
    person: What's up?
    me: Whats up? Up is about a boy who finds a best friend he things shes crazy they plan to go to south America and then she dies before they can. The old man hits another man with a cane because he was touching his mailbox. The city wants to sent the man to a nursing home. The maties balloons to his house and encounters on the way to sounth america a little boy, a big bird named kevin that is a "Snype" and a talking dog named doug finally the old man meets his childhood hero and he collects dogs that talk and searches for birds. The old man finds out his hero is a total lunitic and is crazy. his hero tries to kill him, doug, the "snype" and the boy. Eventually the hero dies.
    That's what's up.
    person:...

  15. iambubbles iambubbles
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 12:53am UTC
    My sis was running around the room screaming and i turned around and there was a huge moth. Shes like oMG A FREAKIN MOTH and stuff... I took a jewerly box and caught it so she is laying on my bed under my blanket weeping.... She is almost 16 years old..... I am 13... this is screwed up man xD

  16. iambubbles iambubbles
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 11:38pm UTC
    *stands by mom while she is sitting because the only seat left is between 2 strangers*
    stranger 1: You can sit here hun, I won't bite!
    me: because the first thing I think when sitting by a stranger is that they're gonna bite me.
    stranger 2: *Bites my arm* Better start thinking it again.
    me: *gets round of shots later that day*
    O____O
    lol

  17. iambubbles iambubbles
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 11:32pm UTC
    I remember when pregnancy was a beautiful thing....
    and now its just like Oh she pregnant too?

  18. iambubbles iambubbles
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 11:29pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  19. iambubbles iambubbles
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 11:11pm UTC
    fanfic for Delanykay (follow this girl!) and Kellin Quinn. O_o
    You were at a meet and greet and you are meeting Kellin Quinn. You are with a couple of friends. You have been waiting for 5 hours in line and even stayed over night. You are so excited and screaming your friends are trying to calm you down.
    "Girl calm your a** down!" Jen put her hands on your shoulders.
    "Seriously!" Elyssa screamed "We are pumped up too, but you have gone insane!"
    "I know!" You cheered. "I am in love with kellin and you all know this!"
    FINNALY You guys got to kellin. You calmed down some.
    "Delany?" Kellin asked puzzled with his eyes squinted.
    Your eyes widened and you couldn't speak. Jen spoke up for you. "How do you know her name?"
    "She's my number 1 fan."
    3 years later. When you went to the meet and greet kellin asked you out and you have been dating since,
    "Wake up babe!" Kellin shook you.
    "Good morning." You yawned and sat up in Kellin's bed.
    "Made pancakes, come and eat." He winked.
    You took a shower and got dressed. When you walked in the kitchen, Kellin wasn't there. You walked to the counter with pancakes on a plate. Kellin ran up and hugged you from behind. You screamed.
    "Eat up!" He kissed your neck.
    He stayed behind you while you ate. He seemed in a really happier mood then ever.
    "You in a good mood today, Babe?" You giggled.
    "H*ll yeah I am!" He chanted. "My girl finally got to stay the night. You goin to my rehersal! This day will be perfect." He kissed you on the lips. "Mmm buttery."
    *At the rehersal*
    Kellin was singing. He started singing a song you weren't familiar with. "You are like an angel sent from heaven, a demon sent from hell, never thought you'd be in my life. Like a perfect tattoo." He sang slowly and passionatley, you smiling. "I just want to spen the rest of my life will you. Delany I want to marry you." Your eyes popped. "Delany will you marry me?"

  20. iambubbles iambubbles
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 10:47pm UTC
    *sees someone's witty*
    *Everything 1D*
    *follows person*
    *Doesn't get follow back*
    *Goes back to their witty*
    *Licks 1D*
    *Sis stares at me weirdly*
    Me: What?!
    *sis looks at pic of Kellin Quinn*
    *sis licks screen*
    *sis draws him*
    *Sis kisses drawing*

:)

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