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  1. shouq225 shouq225
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 4:06pm UTC
    200th quote
    can i get 200 faves ??! ok 100 ?! 50 ? fine .. i'll be happy with 10 ?!
    noooooo plz dont make me look like a loser give me my 2 faves !

  2. bizzlebelles bizzlebelles
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 10:04pm UTC
    lock the shower door:
    fall and break your head and can't get help
    unlock the shower door:
    psychopath breaks in and kills you

  3. MikeyJames MikeyJames
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 12:28pm UTC
    Female Dictionary:
    "Nothing, Forget It."=You better figure out what you did wrong.
    "Are you tired"= Please don't go to sleep, I love talking to you.
    "I'm Okay."=Hold me tight, Never let go.
    "I'm Cold"= Grab a blanket, and come cuddle.
    "Leave me alone." = Please, don't go.
    "I love you." = Tell me you do more.

  4. AnnieeB AnnieeB
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2012 10:23pm UTC
    CookieDoughFormats
    All my mom ever thinks
    about are the SATs.
    Yes, I'm Asian.
    But I just want someone
    Who will listen to me.
    Who will understand.
    CookieDoughFormats

  5. cheychey0710 cheychey0710
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2012 10:54pm UTC
    Format by XxprettixX
    Why wait for
    ♥♥11:11♥♥
    ♥♥♥♥♥ If God is up there 24/7? ♥♥♥♥♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. CMPSunday CMPSunday
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2010 9:01pm UTC
    Yes...
    I'm a girl
    I push doors that clearly say PULL
    I laugh harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing.
    I walk into a room and [forget] why I was there
    I count on my fingers in math class
    I try to accomplish things with time still on the microwave
    I wish for Love every 11:11,
    [I][Lie][Sometimes] to hide the pain
    I say its a long story when it's really not
    I fall in love too hard too fast
    all I want is to kiss you in the rain
    -YES-I'M-A-GIRL-
    but thats more than it seems...

  8. Nessazhere Nessazhere
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2009 7:17pm UTC
    Favorite if:
    -you sit in your towel after a shower because you're too lazy to get dressed.
    -you and your bestfriend can say one word, and crack up.
    -you hate when one string of you're hoodie is longer than the other.
    -you hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't.
    -you hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway.
    -you feel like if you turn on the lights, you will be safe from anything.
    -you push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks.
    -you laugh until people get hurt, then stop when you realize it's serious.
    -you hate it when parents get serious about something funny you tell them.
    -you hate when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice.
    -you pretend to sleep when your parents come in.
    -you text the person next to you things that you can't say out loud.
    -you hate when people in front of you walk really slow and you can't get past them.
    -you're always tired no matter how much sleep you get.
    -you stop the microwave before it hits 00:00 to avoid hearing the beeps.
    -you use the "sup" head nod.
    -you hate when you are mad at someone and they make you laugh.
    -you check the fridge every ten seconds to see if food magically appeared.
    -youuuu addddd unnecessaryyyyy letterssssss attttt theeee enddddd of wordssss.
    You gotta love facebook fan-pages.(=

  9. lizzygaddy lizzygaddy
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 6:30pm UTC
    fav this if you
    belive in god♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  10. xbluexeyesx xbluexeyesx
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2012 7:47pm UTC
    love is like a war;
    easy to start and hard to stop.

  11. thatgirlashley thatgirlashley
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 11:22am UTC
    -Phone rings-
    Guys, shut up its my mom!
    Heyy mommy(:
    -Person in the background-
    PASS THE WEED!
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  12. Kate_loves_you Kate_loves_you
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 7:50pm UTC
    Hey.
    This one.
    .....
    Just answering your next question.
    Which one?
    Yes.
    WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.
    Just answering your next question. Again.
    Are you messing with me?
    I gave you your answer 2 texts ago. (;


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. Sammie_LovesYu Sammie_LovesYu
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 10:49am UTC
    Okay so later today i am going to be writing a story on here and idkk how it is gonna go ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤
    i am a little nervous

  15. margiemscott margiemscott
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 8:49pm UTC
    Witty Bestfriend?
    I need someone who; is 13/14/maybee15
    Outgoing.
    Will help me with my problems.
    Keep the conversation going.
    Hilarious and weird like me.
    Can trust me/ could trust them.
    Be there for me during awkward/amazing/bad moments.
    Won't be my witty bestfriend for 2 days then stop talking to me.
    Someone who I could call my sister♥
    comment on my profile or this quote :)

  16. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 5:47pm UTC
    That scary moment when
    you put a ring on your finger and you cant take it off.
    NFM/FMQ

  17. SocietyKilledTheTeenager SocietyKilledTheTeenager
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 1:41pm UTC
    I think Lady Gaga just puts glue on herself and rolls around in random items.
    - Orlando Bloom ♥

  18. idance idance
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 5:11pm UTC
    format by; idance
    regular marriage and gay marriage
    are like bikini tops and bras,
    the exact same thing, except only one is allowed in public.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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