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  1. SilverSnow SilverSnow
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 8:21am UTC
    BUT MOM;
    everyone failed that test

  2. Jules___ Jules___
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 9:34am UTC
    I wish that my house was
    connected to my friends
    house via underground
    tunnels,
    ANYONE ELSE?

  3. goober25 goober25
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 1:52pm UTC
    edward : "i could kill you in seconds ,so shutup."
    jacob : "what are you going to do exactly? sparkle me to death ?"

    nmf/nmq

  4. rdcdancer13 rdcdancer13
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 12:15pm UTC
    telling your best friend:
    "...& at my funreal, it's your job to dramatically throw yourself onto my casket & yell 'whyyyyyyyyyy?!'."

  5. zeel7 zeel7
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 8:12am UTC
    Tripping in your
    dream and having a spaz
    attack in you bed. lol.

  6. xoxoGotNinjaxoxo xoxoGotNinjaxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2011 5:19pm UTC
    Rules For Skydiving
    Squat
    Pray
    Leap
    AHHHH
    Touch down
    -Drake&Josh

  7. dreamgirl13 dreamgirl13
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2011 2:07pm UTC
    And Dont We All Want
    a teacher like
    S i k o w i t z from victorious

  8. SilentForce SilentForce
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2011 5:21pm UTC
    Pretending too die
    infront of your pet
    to see how they react

  9. iHeartFour iHeartFour
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2011 4:23pm UTC
    that awkward moment;
    when you randomly laugh at a funny memory

  10. iHeartFour iHeartFour
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2011 4:07pm UTC
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  11. lilgagan01 lilgagan01
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2011 2:10pm UTC
    "i wasn't that drunk"
    Dude you were just shaking pineapples yelling
    SpongeBob I know you’re in there."
    :)

  12. drizzy4ever drizzy4ever
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2011 2:12pm UTC
    Cat moment #1
    We should right about a giraffe who learns to love :)

  13. broken_girl_xoxo21 broken_girl_xoxo21
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2011 2:15pm UTC
    "I'll be your best friend!"
    "...you already are."
    ♡♥♡♥♡♥♡
    nmq/nmf

  14. likewhoa721 likewhoa721
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2011 3:03pm UTC
    acting totally crazy
    in public because you'll ever see these people again ;)

  15. HabiiBa HabiiBa
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2011 3:09pm UTC
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  16. HabiiBa HabiiBa
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2011 3:13pm UTC
    I don't hate you, its just...
    No, I hate you.

  17. efrostee1413 efrostee1413
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2011 6:48pm UTC
    * M R S . T U T W E I L L E R T R Y I N G T O T E A C H L O N D O N S P A N I S H *
    ~MRS. TUTWEILLER "YO!"
    ~LONDON "SUP!"


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. squirrel1515 squirrel1515
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2011 6:49pm UTC
    "It's a circle, circling."
    good job andy grammer
    i had no idea circles circle.
    [super sarcasm..if you couldnt tell]
    :) Kim

  20. BrightBlonde BrightBlonde
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2011 6:50pm UTC
    You spread rumo r s just as much as you spread your legs.
    a lot.

:)

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