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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
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November 17, 2012 8:10pm UTC

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Me: Clearly everyone saw my quote
and were about to fav it but then
all died of laughter. Yeah, that's the
only logical explanation.
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animallovers46
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November 16, 2012 12:42pm UTC

Shake the haters off...
» they're just jealous of you.

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music_is_forever1
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November 16, 2012 2:48pm UTC

Life asked Death,
"Death, who do people love me but hate you?"
Death responded,
"Because you are a beautiful lie and I am a
painful truth."
♥

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music_is_forever1
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November 12, 2012 7:44pm UTC

finally got Skyrim :)
best birthday ever!
♥

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allycat1196
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November 2, 2012 9:57pm UTC

for my birthday HE gave me 12 roses <3

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Zimmie456
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November 2, 2012 10:06pm UTC

Yahoo! Answers
Resolved question:
Am i really the millionth vistor?
2 hours ago
Best answer: - Chosen by asker
Yes you are, and if you send me your credit card information and social security number, I will send you a free toaster!
Asker's Rating: * * * * *
Okay its ********
and **** **** ****

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XoXCuTiEOxO
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November 2, 2012 10:22pm UTC

I said you weren't my type... but that changed completely when I got to know you ♥

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BerthaZ
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November 2, 2012 10:31pm UTC

*Me listening to my brothers fight*
Brother 1: Well, i have twice more friends than you
Brother 2: Well, 2 times 0 = 0
Brother 1:
Brother 2: *walks away like a boss*

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belieber123
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November 2, 2012 10:23pm UTC

Me: *On witty using phone*
Phone: *falls on my face*
Me: Fuu*ck you
Phone: *falls again*
Me: Fine im sorry

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naomiyamel01
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November 2, 2012 10:06pm UTC

What if "Gangnam Style" is actually a giant rain dance and we brought this hurricane on ourselves?
Think on it...

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SummerSun827
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November 2, 2012 10:03pm UTC

Girl I hate: *breathes*
Me: "Could you not, that's really annoying"
Friend:
Cat:
Romney:
Teacher:
Puppy:
Voldemort:
Mom:
Taylor Swift:
Hobo:
Me: "Oh, hey! Your face is turning purple...that's a good color on you. Nope nevermind still ugly...

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browneyedgirl213
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October 30, 2012 9:22pm UTC

I HATE MY BOYFRIEND'S EX GF WITH A BURNING PASION OF CITRUS LEMON SQUEEZ!!!!!
needed to put that out there

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UnicornHipster
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October 31, 2012 7:11pm UTC

*lol I swear to the lord I will do this*
Halloween 10/31/12
Kid:*Knocks*
Me:*Knock back*

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