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CRAZiiiANDLOViiiNiiT
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August 17, 2010 1:49pm UTC

Cake BOSS
(talking about a mothers day cake)
buddy: what do you think?
frankie:its beautiful, thats what mothers day is all about, being a mother to kids, and stuff.
thought it wass funny:P

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__faithx3
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September 8, 2010 10:42pm UTC

if your heart is the strongest muscle of the body, why does it break so easily?

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Chinchillin123
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June 17, 2010 7:44pm UTC

Today,
I was in Starbucks when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart.
The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better.
I finished my Latte and then noticed that everybody was staring at me.
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
MLIA

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Chinchillin123
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July 6, 2010 5:20pm UTC

Guy:If I could rearrange the
alphabet, I'd putUandI together.
Girl:I like it just the way it is, withNandOtogether.

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Chinchillin123
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August 8, 2010 9:37pm UTC

Uh Oh....
Taylor Swift and Beyonce
are both up for
Best Female Video
in theVMA's this year....
Kanye West
is gonna have
another
freakin' cow!

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dreamgirl13
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September 3, 2010 5:53pm UTC

ilove
you
<3

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SweetKisses
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September 7, 2010 3:55pm UTC

Mom
mom
mom
mom
mom
lois
mommy
mam
mom!
WHAT ?!?!?!
hi :]
oh family guy<3

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PenguinGirl
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July 21, 2009 11:42am UTC

i hate how
we were all friends with the same girl
and some how that girl has fought with them all
and yet they r still best friends with her
but yet I am the only one smart enough to
say
im out
~*mine
true

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PenguinGirl
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July 22, 2009 11:44am UTC

last night..
my bf nd mee broke up
[[and i thoght of edward and bella]]
i looked over at my calender and saw that it was a new moon
[[edward and bella broke up on the night of a new moon]]
then i looked outside and saw that it started to downpoor
[[just like in the story]]
and i thought to myself..
wow this is weird
soo true im not even kidding
credit~

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dreamgirl13
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January 17, 2010 8:26pm UTC

I hate you f0rever
I promise ♥
im so done with hiss crap

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dreamgirl13
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May 10, 2010 4:12pm UTC

They call me heartbreaker _ <3*

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dreamgirl13
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May 10, 2010 6:17pm UTC

Name: Jenna
Nick Name: Jenny from the block <3<3, jen :p,
Birthday: April 3rd
Current Location: hizzzyyy <3
Eye Color: greenish blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5 ft
Lefty or Righty: Righty.
Zodiac Sign: Aries
Drive: no
Favs:
Color: blue
Number: 13
Band: THE MIDNIGHT BEAST<3
Music: r&b
TV Show: cake boss
Movie: hangoverr <33
Kind Of Movie: comidey
Cartoon: SCOOBBY DOO
Sport: nothing
Fast Food: tacobell(:
Food: mexicannn, ittallian
Ice Cream: SoftServe coffee, with rainbow sprinkles
Cereal: coco crispies
Candy: hershey
Drink: apple juice
Quote:....?
Do You:
Have Any Siblings: yyupp
Have Any Pets: yup
Have A Job: nope
Have A Cell Phone: yup
Have Any Fears: yup
Have a favorite team: yup
Have a favorite holiday:ypu
Sing In The Shower: maybe..
Want To Go To College: yuppp
Get Along With Your Parents: sortaa
Have Any Tattoos: nopee
Love:
Ever Been In Love: idkk :/?
Cheated: nopeee
Have A Crush On Someone: yyupp
Been Dumped: sorta not really
Dumped Someone: ya
This Or That:
Fruit Or Veges: fruit.
Black Or White: both
Lights On Or Off: off
TV Or Movie: both
Rock Or Rap: rap
Chocolate Or Vanilla: vanilla

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dreamgirl13
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May 20, 2010 7:15pm UTC

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dreamgirl13
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May 27, 2010 6:12pm UTC

Moobs
&
Mits
click the <3 if u get it (;
gotta love science class<3

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dreamgirl13
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July 11, 2010 7:46pm UTC

Web Images Maps News Video gmail More ► iGoogle | Sign in
Google
_____________________
[ team edward ]
[Google Search] [I'm Feeling Lucky]
¤ Make Google my homepage
Adevertising Programs - Business Solutions - About Google
©2009 - Privacy
Did you mean: team emmett?
emmett forlife<3

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dreamgirl13
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July 13, 2010 7:44pm UTC

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dreamgirl13
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July 14, 2010 11:11pm UTC

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dreamgirl13
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September 1, 2010 6:12pm UTC

September 1, 2010
Dear Diary,
God, you have no idea how much i hate her. Shes stealing my friends, trying to make me jealous. I cant help but get mad, everyone likes her though. They all say "her? how could you hate her?" "she's so nice!" "shes so pretty!" i don't know if i'm the only one with eyes? it annoys me so much how everyone likes her and shes U.G.L.Y. and she's just jealous, that's all, shes jealous. shes a follower, not a leader. we don't need followers in this world, do you think that's how people become president? by following people, copying them?. you wont get far in life by following. we need leaders in this world, leaders are what make it in this world, not followers. think about that.
love,
dreamgirl13

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dreamgirl13
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August 14, 2010 3:13pm UTC

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peanut43998
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September 7, 2010 5:21pm UTC

Teacher: Where is your homework?
Me: At home
Teacher: Why is it there?
Me: It got sick.

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