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1. hyyypergurl123
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   May 3, 2009 4:16pm UTC
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2. hyyypergurl123
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   May 3, 2009 4:14pm UTC
   There once was a bear& a rabbit that hated each other. One day they found a genie in a lamp who said he would grant them each 3 wishes.The bear went first and he said,"I wish to be the only male bear in this forrest." And he got his wish.
   The rabbit said, "I want a motorcycle helmet." And he got his wish.
   The bear went up and said, "I wish to be the only male bear in the U.S. and all the rest were female." And he got his wish.
   The rabbit said, "I wish I had a motorcycle to go w/ that helmet." And he got his wish.
   The bear said, "I wish I was the only male bear in the world, and all the rest were females." And he got his wish.
   Then It was the rabbit's turn, and he said, "I wish that bear was gay."
   
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3. hyyypergurl123
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   May 3, 2009 3:49pm UTC
   A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
   The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
   The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
   Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
   The little girl said, "When i get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
   The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
   The little girl replied, "Then you ask him?"
   
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4. hyyypergurl123
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   May 3, 2009 2:10pm UTC
   In '09 the government will start killing mentally challenged people.
   My heart sank when I thought of you.
   Run my little retarded friend,
   !RUN!
   
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5. hyyypergurl123
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   May 3, 2009 1:47pm UTC
   I love how when you tell a blonde a blonde joke,
   it takes them a week of explanations to actually understand it.
   
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6. hyyypergurl123
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   May 3, 2009 1:29pm UTC
   FUNNY BLONDE JOKES!!!
   I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......
   she called me to get my phone number.
   she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
   she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
   she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
   she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
   she tried to drown a fish.
   she thought a quarterback was a refund.
   she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
   she tripped over a cordless phone.
   she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
   she asked for a price check at the dollar store.
   she studied for a blood test.
   she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
   when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
   when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
   when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home
   
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7. hyyypergurl123
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   May 3, 2009 11:36am UTC
   They said we would have our first black president when pigs fly.
   100 days into his election,
   Swine Flu.
   if you dont get this: swine means pig. flew- flu...get it??
   
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8. hyyypergurl123
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   May 2, 2009 1:15pm UTC
   l-o-v-e 's
   just another word I never learned to pronounce...
   
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9. hyyypergurl123
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   May 2, 2009 1:00pm UTC
   I hate you
   and ♥ you
   at the
   same time
   who else has felt this way bout someone?! is it just me?!
   
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10. hyyypergurl123
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    May 1, 2009 6:12pm UTC
    It's not that I hate you...
    I just hate what you've become :(
    
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11. hyyypergurl123
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    April 30, 2009 7:49pm UTC
    Read this, it's REALLY funny (:
    3 aliens landed on Earth. They decided to look around and see what Earth is like.
    So, the 1st alien goes to the Opera House and learns how to say "Mi Mi Mi Miii!!".
    The 2nd alien goes to a restaurant and learns how to say, "Forks and Knives! Forks and Knives!".
    The 3rd alien goes to a Candy Shop and learns how to say, "Goody goody gum drops! Good goody gum drops!"
    Then, the aliens are walking back to their spaceship when they find a dead man in the middle of the road. They stand around and stare at the body. A few minutes later, a policeman comes up to the body and the aliens. The policeman says, "Which one of you killed this man?".
    The 1st alien replies, "Mi Mi Mi Miii!!".
    The policman says, "What did you kill him with?!"
    The second aliean says, "Forks and kinives! Forks and knives!"
    The policeman says, "You are akk going to jail!!!!."
    The 3rd alien replies, "Goody goody gum drops! Goody goody gum drops!"
    
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12. hyyypergurl123
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    April 30, 2009 7:15pm UTC
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