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lalagirl4evr
posted a quote
April 10, 2010 5:53pm UTC

There's a line between tan and
looking like you
rolled in a bag of
d o r i t o s.

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tori323
posted a quote
April 10, 2010 4:57pm UTC

Does Anyone Else:
feel like they have to whisper in the waiting room at the doctors office?

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xxblondiixx
posted a quote
April 10, 2010 1:41pm UTC

Saying Baby,
a million times,
won't get you the girl,
Mr. Justin Bieber..
No Offense To Any Justin Loverss.. Comment/Fav

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justagirl18
posted a quote
April 10, 2010 2:12pm UTC

i hate when your getting your
nails done &
the chinese ladies start looking at eachother, say something, look at you, then look back at eachother and laugh..
it's like i know your
talking about me.. i'm not retarted.

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xojeter82xo
posted a quote
April 9, 2010 5:47pm UTC

SPONGEBOB! ♥
spongebob:cheer up squidward! It could be worse.
patrick: yeah, you could be bald and have a big nose.

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reilly0oxx
posted a quote
April 10, 2010 8:49am UTC

If a guy calls you cute ; he's looking at your face.
if a guy calls you hott ; hes looking at your body.
If a guy calls you beautiful ; he's looking at your
H.E.A.R.T
another photobucket. haha. fave pleasee!credit for fades!!! no jockss?

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CMPSunday
posted a quote
April 7, 2010 9:01pm UTC

Yes...
I'm a girl
I push doors that clearly say PULL
I laugh harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing.
I walk into a room and [forget] why I was there
I count on my fingers in math class
I try to accomplish things with time still on the microwave
I wish for Love every 11:11,
[I][Lie][Sometimes] to hide the pain
I say its a long story when it's really not
I fall in love too hard too fast
all I want is to kiss you in the rain
-YES-I'M-A-GIRL-
but thats more than it seems...

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xanimalloverx312
posted a quote
April 3, 2010 2:39am UTC

People say muffins are
just ugly cupcakes.
Well i think cupcakes
are just fake muffins
trying to be something
there not.
so eat that
muffin haters
:]
mine

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Xmichellexo5
posted a quote
March 13, 2010 10:32am UTC

i sit in front of the miror,
and watch the tears stream down my face
the only thing i can think as i watch them is,
x...im just not good enough...x

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Xmichellexo5
posted a quote
March 6, 2010 8:12pm UTC

& i cried because i thought
He completely forgot about me but then
i realized he never even knew me
.:</3:.

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HelloBrooklyn_
posted a quote
April 2, 2010 8:59pm UTC

lifeISLIKEATREADMiLL
♥♥♥ no matter how fast you go
or how hard you try, sometimes
you’ll just never get anywhere.

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StartAllOver
posted a quote
April 1, 2010 8:23pm UTC

I don't like him anymore...
April fools ♥

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singingzombiesx3
posted a quote
April 2, 2010 1:44pm UTC

yes, i do tend to make random
dinosaur noises
:D

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squishy613
posted a quote
April 2, 2010 2:47pm UTC

Today,
my friend wanted to make the word 'large'
the new 'cool'.
But, that plan failed after every time she went:
"That's so large!"
you could hear someone say:
"That's what she said!"
MLIA.

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xxkatie_143
posted a quote
April 1, 2010 4:59pm UTC

You know what sucks about falling for a guy
you know you're not right for?
you fall anyways because
you think they might actually
( t u r n o u t t o b e d i f f e r e n t . ♥ )
- A n o t h e r C i n d e r e l l a S t o r y

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xojeter82xo
posted a quote
April 1, 2010 5:19pm UTC

click to see this quote

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MrsLerman
posted a quote
April 2, 2010 1:17am UTC

APRIL FOOLS:
is a day where you can lie..
and if you get caught you can say
April Fools!!

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wittygirl2010
posted a quote
April 2, 2010 1:41am UTC

Issues With Bedtime Stories
Cinderella-It's about child abuse
Snow White-Teaching kids to poison your enemies and hate short people
Sleeping Beauty-Apparently now witch craft is okay and you can go and put people into magical sleeps. Hmh. Drugs in children's books
Beauty and the Beast- The father SELLS his daughter because he can't pay his debts. Not to a regular man, but to a hairy weirdo. Don't worry kids big foot won't harm you!
Goldie Locks-Psh. Don't worry breaking, entering and destruction to property isn't a crime
The Little Mermaid-Telling kids they can breathe underwater is a disater waiting to happen you child killers.
Jack and Jill-Jack goes and falls down and breaks open his head. What does his sister do? Go and die with him. All over a freakin' bucket of water.
Hansel and Gretel-Teaching kids cannibalism at an early age is not dangerous at all. Why not teach them they can go out in the woods in the middle of the night and hunt for food? Don't forget to teach them to trust that friendly hobo(fairy) and to attack old ladies.

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sarah_108
posted a quote
March 31, 2010 10:27pm UTC

Oh thats a tan?
i thought you were
attacked by a
mob of orange markers

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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