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hollie_martini

1. hollie_martini
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   November 24, 2011 3:38am UTC
   there is a labrador at my nana's house
   today when i went there my dad got there and saw it.
   he pointed at it looked at my nana and said "be careful"
   my nana said "why?"
   my dad replied "because most people who own labradores go blind"
   
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2. hollie_martini
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   November 23, 2011 1:33am UTC
   All the moves like Jagger
   I've got the moves like Jagger
   I've got the moooooooooves like Jagger
   OMG!!! that is an awesome imitation of a constipated cow!
   
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3. hollie_martini
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   November 22, 2011 4:28am UTC
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4. hollie_martini
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   November 21, 2011 4:57am UTC
   today:
   i showed my friend how to take a heart, turn it into a broken heart and turn it into icecream.
   get a peice of paper cut out a heart. get someone to hold it while you karate chop it straight down the middle. then colour the seperate sides to look like icecream (if not both are the right shape then just use 1)
   :)
   
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5. hollie_martini
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   November 21, 2011 4:43am UTC
   right so im talking to the guy i like and he was saying about egging his ex's house and then all off a sudden he says ' my ex is hot' and im here thinking yeah ok i know im ugly you dont have to rub it in!
   
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6. hollie_martini
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   November 21, 2011 4:00am UTC
   guys:
   should totally come with remotes so you can be like
   pause
   stop
   play
   rewind
   fast forward
   OFF!
   
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7. hollie_martini
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   November 21, 2011 3:59am UTC
   my family went out for dinner tonight and the guy ilike was there and he was saying about egging his x girlfriends house and im all like YEAH YOU SO SHOULD! then he was like my x is hot and i was like what and he was like nothing...AND IM ALL LIKE SERIOUSLY DOES HE KNOW HOW THAT MADE ME FEEL???
   
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8. hollie_martini
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   November 18, 2011 2:17am UTC
   going to pour a glass of apple juice then realising your glass is still half full of water
   
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9. hollie_martini
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   November 18, 2011 2:09am UTC
   and everyone randomly turns into zombies
   
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10. hollie_martini
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    November 18, 2011 12:51am UTC
    =:0 punk ♥
    
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11. hollie_martini
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    November 18, 2011 12:23am UTC
    afi ♥
    if you like afi then im 'very proud of ya'
    
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12. hollie_martini
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    November 17, 2011 3:56pm UTC
    i hate exams #1
    they make me hungry
    
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13. hollie_martini
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    November 17, 2011 12:43am UTC
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    November 17, 2011 12:09am UTC
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15. hollie_martini
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    November 16, 2011 1:35am UTC
    you can definately tell its not currently 'witty rush hour'
    
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16. hollie_martini
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    November 16, 2011 1:28am UTC
    confession #3
    i took a photo of my kittens butt because she was in such an epic position
    
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17. hollie_martini
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    November 15, 2011 4:56am UTC
    confession #2
    i had a random craving for an apple yesterday in science because i coudnt take it.
    a girls dad killed a baby pig and took out it's insides and brought it to school! then the kids in my class were playing around with it, inflating its lungs and stuff.
    
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18. hollie_martini
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    November 15, 2011 4:51am UTC
    confession #1
    i spent 10 minutes staring at my watch yesterday because i hate my life
    
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19. hollie_martini
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    November 15, 2011 4:44am UTC
    lol i got suspended last term... for suppossably punching my best friend in the fave from anger.i swung my arm around and it hit her! total accident! and the teachers wouldnt beleive me would they??? no especially mr bullshark.
    
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20. hollie_martini
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    November 14, 2011 11:45pm UTC
    why is it that i just have a thing for brown eyes?
    
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