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  1. cx3 cx3
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2010 5:26pm UTC
    Hi. I'm your substitute teacher.
    →LOLJK.←
    I'm Jack Black. Let's start a band!

  2. holachicx holachicx
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2010 7:50pm UTC
    i throw my hands up in the air sometimes
    sayin' ayo;; gotta let go
    i wanna celebrate && live my life
    sayin' ayo,
    gotta let go*g

  3. heart2shopp109 heart2shopp109
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2010 3:40pm UTC
    i hate you!
    i love you!
    youre a jerk!
    youre a sweetheart!
    i wanna break up!
    i wanna go out!
    ill forget you!
    i miss you!
    youre such a stupid man!
    youre such a gentleman!
    baby its over!
    baby you and me forever!
    why are you such an idiot!?
    how are you so perfect?
    I NEVER WANT TO TALK TO YOU AGAIN!
    Baby, I wanna stay together for life.
    Youre so stupid!
    Im sorry baby I love you.
    I hate you again!
    I cant stay mad forever honey.
    I could just slap you!
    I could just kiss you!
    when will this end?

  4. heart2shopp109 heart2shopp109
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2010 4:03pm UTC
    i just find it amusing
    when you open a pack of gum, suddenly
    everybody is your best friend
    :)

  5. heart2shopp109 heart2shopp109
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2010 5:49pm UTC
    its really awkward when;;
    youre eating lunch with a really hot guy
    and you take a bite and start talking and
    you accidentily spit a tiny piece of food
    on the table and its just like, 'oh kill me.'

  6. heart2shopp109 heart2shopp109
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2010 5:51pm UTC
    its really awkward when;;
    you aim to give someone a high-five and they
    are like no, and you are just standing there
    like an idiot with your hand up, rejected.

  7. dancecrazy167 dancecrazy167
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2009 3:44pm UTC
    sorry pillow,
    for staining you with my tears
    sorry phone,
    for throwing you and breaking you
    sorry pencils,
    for breaking you in half
    sorry door,
    for slamming you shut
    sorry me,
    for falling for him
    mineee.
    comment/fav(:


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. dancecrazy167 dancecrazy167
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2009 4:32pm UTC
    teenage love;;
    you're not meeting
    "mr.right"
    you're meeting
    "mr.right now"
    a part of it is from the hills(:
    everything else is credit to me(:
    comment/fav(:

  10. dancecrazy167 dancecrazy167
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2009 5:44pm UTC
    starting with a "I like you"
    following by a "do you want to go out?"
    continuing with a "I love you"
    ending with a "let's just be friends"
    all creditt to mee(:
    comment/favorite please(:

  11. sksx9 sksx9
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2009 10:37am UTC
    You would not believe your eyes
    If ten million fireflies. {[ Lit ]} up the world as I fell asleep. 'Cause they fill the open -->air,
    And leave [(teardrops)] everywhere. You think me rude, but I would just stand and stare
    I'd like to make myself believe, That Planet Earth turns x__slowly. It's hard to say that I'd
    rather stay awake when I'm asleep, -x- -x- -x- 'Cause everything is never as it seems.
    ' Cause I get a thousand hugs ,
    From ten thousand lightning bugs . As they try to teach me how to >> : dance, A foxtrot
    above my head , A sockhop beneath my bed . The disco ball is just hanging by a -[thread]
    I'd like to make myself ((b_e_l_i_e_v_e_)) , That Planet Earth turns >> : s-l-o-w-l-y___x.
    It's hard -x- to -x- say -x- that -x- I'd -x -rather -x- stay -x- awake -x- when -x- I'm asleep
    'Cause everything is never as it seems
    fireflies - owl city


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. holachicx holachicx
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2009 1:28pm UTC
    in about one year
    y o u ' l l h a v e i t a l l f i g u r e d o u t
    ♥ these big city dreams ♥
    are what you're about.

    repost*

  14. MyEye6 MyEye6
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2009 7:02pm UTC
    MARRIAGE
    IS AB♥UT
    L:|:O:|:V:|:E
    n ♥ t g e n d e r

  15. MyEye6 MyEye6
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2009 12:13am UTC
    Nerd Love
    9x - 7i > 3 ( 3x - 7 )
    -9x -9x
    -7i > -21u
    -7 -7
    i < 3 u

  16. MyEye6 MyEye6
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2009 5:50pm UTC
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  17. peace_love_hearts7 peace_love_hearts7
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2009 3:38pm UTC
    MLIA #13:
    The other day, I went to see New Moon. An elderly couple sat next to me (both in
    their sixties). When Jacob took of his shirt for the first time, the elderly man whispered to
    his wife "If you think those abs are nice, you should see mine" then proceeded to growl
    like a cheetah. I had to cover my mouth to stop myself from laughing too loud.
    MLIA

  18. omgitskayleexx3 omgitskayleexx3
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2009 6:54pm UTC
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  19. euniceele euniceele
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2009 5:21am UTC
    Tears;
    are words the heart can't say.

  20. holachicx holachicx
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2009 5:10pm UTC
    Buddy the elf ,
    WHAT'S YOU'RE FAVORITE COLOR?
    T T T T T T T T

:)

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