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hobosammyo
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January 24, 2013 7:57pm UTC

life isnt about waiting for the storm to pass its about learning to dance in the rain ;)

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hobosammyo
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January 3, 2013 5:59pm UTC

Thank the lord for backspace

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hobosammyo
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December 28, 2012 11:00pm UTC

Who remembers the song Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne!?!?

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hobosammyo
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December 27, 2012 10:20pm UTC

Music is poetry with personality
-Ross Lynch

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hobosammyo
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December 26, 2012 10:05pm UTC

Do you remember on Disney Channel...
Phil of the Future
Suite Life of Zack and Cody
The Replacements
Lizzie McGuire
The Proud Family

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hobosammyo
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December 24, 2012 7:26pm UTC

It's too cold outside for angels to fly
- Ed Sheeran

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hobosammyo
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December 23, 2012 9:45pm UTC

a friend picks you up when you fall,
a best friend laughs at you when you fall then 10 minutes later asks if your okay

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hobosammyo
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December 22, 2012 4:46pm UTC

The time you enjoy wasting
is not wasted at all.

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hobosammyo
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December 22, 2012 4:37pm UTC

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

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hobosammyo
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December 19, 2012 6:41pm UTC

sometimes when im bored i lay down on my kitchen floor and pretend to be a crumb

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hobosammyo
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December 19, 2012 5:04pm UTC

I am a Female
Fe= Iron
Male= man
therefore i am Ironman!!!

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hobosammyo
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December 18, 2012 7:35pm UTC

Sometimes when im in the shower, i slowly wipe shampoo across my forehead while whispering "simbaaa"

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hobosammyo
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December 16, 2012 7:15pm UTC

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad

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hobosammyo
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December 16, 2012 7:09pm UTC

How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?

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hobosammyo
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December 15, 2012 4:36pm UTC

Facebook: You know my name, not my story.
Tumblr: You know my story, not my name.

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hobosammyo
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December 13, 2012 7:03pm UTC

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you

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hobosammyo
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December 12, 2012 7:09pm UTC

“All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them.”
~ Walt Disney

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hobosammyo
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December 11, 2012 7:56pm UTC

"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

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hobosammyo
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March 28, 2011 4:02pm UTC

Girl:i can be bad
Boy:how bad?
Girl:*****snaps black ops disk****
Boy:oh...................

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hobosammyo
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March 21, 2011 7:37pm UTC

Friend #1:
"i don't have any lunch money"
friend #2:
"aww here's $5"
friend #2:
"i don't have any lunch money"
friend #1:
"good you were getting fat anyway"

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