hmmidontrememberaskingyou

Status: master procrastinator, sarcastic as hell, not really good at describing myself sorry!

Member Since: 16 Aug 2012 11:10pm

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Location: Ohio

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hmmidontrememberaskingyou
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September 29, 2012 2:17pm UTC

me and the younger male sibling eating hot soup.
younger male sibling: ahh i just burned my tongue cuz i'm so sexy
me: because theres obviously a correlation between the hotness of your body and burning your tongue.
ys: stfu you couldnt just let me have this
me: mwaha fool i am the master of the english language . bow down before me b*tch..
yms: ..... o.O
me:..........
iron man:......
alex clare:........
entire population of the world:.......
yms: well that escalated quickly.
undoubtedly a true story.

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September 19, 2012 9:53pm UTC

when you decide your best friend would get along really well with some other friends of yours so you introduce them to each other.. and they hit it off! but then they start spending all their time together and doing stuff without you... sometimes i feel like a facilitator of friends instead of actually being a part.. and the worst part is then you lose both sets of friends.. it's always a win-win-lose for you. :(

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September 19, 2012 9:39pm UTC

-___________-
what my face contorts into when i'm forced to watch disney channel with my younger siblings or cousins.
WHERE DID ALL THE GOOD PROGRAMMING GO?
why'd you leave me to fend for myself all on my own.. please, just come back!
if you lived through kim possible, thats so raven, cory in the house, teen titans, the suite life of zack and cody, phil of the future, drake and josh, lilo and stitch, lizzie mcguire, the proud family, even stevens, zoey 101, avatar, you know what i'm talking about.
NEWSFLASH for disney/nick/cartoon network, etc: just because the show is like reality tv doesn't make it quality programming.
YOU... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE... THIS IS UNFORGIVABLE

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hmmidontrememberaskingyou
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September 19, 2012 9:14pm UTC

so i left my baby at school yesterday...
just left him on the bottom floor like nobody's business...
oh i should probably clarify that by 'baby' i mean 'laptop'....
great. another example of my forever alone-ness -.-

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September 18, 2012 11:32pm UTC

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September 18, 2012 11:28pm UTC

me: *starting hopefully at my computer screen*
*20 minutes later*
me: no notifications, ok :( just gonnna take my loser as$ back to loserville and go and cry into my loser bed

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hmmidontrememberaskingyou
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September 18, 2012 10:44pm UTC

so about a week or two a girl in a high school close to mine committed suicide.
our principal announced it on the news, and by the end of the day i saw everyone supporting a 'we miss her why did she have to go' campaign kinda thing on facebook and tweeting about it and wearing hearts everything. now there's nothing wrong with remembering those who have passed. what is wrong is that all these f*cking hypocrites are all saying they're so sad she was gone and she could've talked to them about it and they were there for her and bs like that. literally when i hear garbage like that i just want to explode and scream YOU LIAR! literally if you cared about her, you would've been there to help her WHILE SHE WAS ALIVE, you would've shown your support for her, you would've been her friend. if you wanted to help her, you would've done so while she was ALIVE, its too late once she's dead. your words cant take her back, cant take away the hurt her family has and is going through. i guess what bothers me is that we're all too self-centered and techniologically inclined to do anything while it counts. i'm not saying i'm not one of those people, literally my life is the internet, i would marry the internet and food if i could. but i just get so upset because suicide is a longterm solution to a short term problem, no matter what you are better than what problems you might think you have. things will change, thats what life is, a continuos change, but its literally up to you to decide the direction of it. so please, i'm asking you guys, don't be one of the people stuck in the aftermath of events, be the change and the cause. i know i ranted before about people pretending to be depressed or diseased, but if you have the ability to reach out and affect someone else's life in a positive way, PLEASE DO IT. death is death. nothing can change that, reverse it, take away the pain and suffereing others feel. you all literally have the power to change someone's life, you are more influental than you think, when you're down, remember that your worth is immeasurable, you're the change and the future of tomorrow. you are the driving force behind today, the leaders of tomorrow. what kind of leaders would we all be if we let senseless death continue on when we have the power to change it?

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hmmidontrememberaskingyou
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September 18, 2012 10:27pm UTC

HOW DO YOU FORMAT ALL YOUR QUOTES AND MAKE EM GORGEOUS AND STUFF??
ARGH why am i so technologically imparied, i might as well be some 90 yo person for all that i know to do on here gosh!

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September 18, 2012 10:20pm UTC

literally whenever i dont have access to witty, the most sincere/funny/inspiring true tidbits come into my mind, but THE EXACT MOMENT i've been logged in and i'm ready to enlighten the population of the world my brain is all 'Ha! you really thought i'd help you out right now? b/tch please, you know i only choose to work in the most awkward of situations. hahaha oh you.'
and then i'm just like trying to stare at my brain like WTF i thought we were friends?!
i think i'm the only one who holds actual conversations with diff parts of my body... is that weird? haha maybe it is... hmm...

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September 18, 2012 10:14pm UTC

ok so this may be a stupid question, but i've been going to private schools all my life and i really want to know if there really are those major cliques in schools like in mean girls, or maybe tina fey was just exaggerating?

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hmmidontrememberaskingyou
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September 18, 2012 10:12pm UTC

wittians: i have trust issues because he/she always lies to me and never tells me straightup whats going on...
me: i have trust issues because of all the times i bit into a raisin oatmeal cookie thinking it was chocolate chip....

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September 18, 2012 8:39am UTC

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September 18, 2012 12:18am UTC

that moment when the one young, hot guy teacher that you have is almost too gay to function.

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hmmidontrememberaskingyou
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September 18, 2012 12:14am UTC

today in class my friend had me watch that scary car vid, this is a true story of the events that ensued:
me:why do i have to watch this again?
her:because it's so cute and funny!
me:.... you don't like cute videos.... TELL ME WHAT YOUR ACTUAL PLANS ARE
her: no don't you trust me it's just so cute i know how you love these kinds of things
me:so you promise there's nothing scary at all in this vid
her:*puts hand on my shoulder* yes. i solemnly swear that this vid is not scary in the least.
me:*hesitantly* ok fine
*she makes me put the earbuds in and starts the vid*
me in my head: this isn't so bad, it's actually kind of relaxing
*DEMON GIRL POPS UP OUT OF NOWHERE*
me: *i scream but then clamp my hand over my mouth while ripping of the earbuds and pushing away from the table and hyperventilating*
her:OMFG hahahahahahahaha
me: YOU F*CKING LIAR YOU SAID IT WASN'T SCARY B*TCH
her: i lied hahahahah
me: i'm gonna have nightmares for a month!!!
her: hahahahahah
me: *sudden mood swing into solemn face* you're dead to me.
*I then proceed to exit the class like the fabulous b*tch that I am*
this is an undoubtedly true story.
give me some luvin if your friends have ever taken advantage of your gullibleness like that :)

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hmmidontrememberaskingyou
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September 18, 2012 12:01am UTC

that awkward moment when you've literally got the best original quote ever, so you run to your laptop and all that you can think is:
'The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout.....'

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September 17, 2012 11:55pm UTC

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August 29, 2012 5:08pm UTC

Realization of the Day:
Whole milk tastes like liquid butter.

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hmmidontrememberaskingyou
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August 28, 2012 10:23pm UTC

Why is it that whenever I need someone to save me from myself, it's not an actual person, but actually music or lyrics that changes my mind?
It seems like the only ones who understand are so unreachable. Like I'm so alone.
What do I do then?

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August 28, 2012 10:03pm UTC

They say it's what you make,
I say it's up to fate.
I feel it in my bones, I need to let you go.
Your eyes, they shine so bright, I want to save that light,
I can't escape this now, unless you show me how.
Whoever knows this song, you are my new best friend fo eva. I will literally stalk you.
You have been warned <3

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August 28, 2012 9:25pm UTC

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