me and the younger male sibling eating hot soup.
younger male sibling: ahh i just burned my tongue cuz i'm so sexy
me: because theres obviously a correlation between the hotness of your body and burning your tongue.
ys: stfu you couldnt just let me have this
me: mwaha fool i am the master of the english language . bow down before me b*tch..
yms: ..... o.O
me:..........
iron man:......
alex clare:........
entire population of the world:.......
yms: well that escalated quickly.

undoubtedly a true story.