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  1. xpinklove1202 xpinklove1202
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    October 18, 2011 8:29am UTC
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  3. hipster96 hipster96
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2011 6:29pm UTC
    That Snorlax you just called fat?
    Yeah, it's eating rare candies by the dozen for you to accept it.
    That Gastly you just called ugly?
    It's been trying to learn a new move to replace its Mean Look.
    That Slowpoke you just tripped?
    He has a learning disability that makes him legally retarded.
    See that Hitmonchan with the scars?
    He fought in Vietnam for your freedom today.
    I bet 80% of you won't repost this if you're against PokeBullying. Help Pokemon with a visit to the Pokemon Center.

  4. broooooke235 broooooke235
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    September 13, 2011 6:23pm UTC
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  5. sophiecanrawr sophiecanrawr
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2011 6:10pm UTC
    Throwing a line out to sea
    to see if I can catch a dream

  6. MiseryLovesMeee MiseryLovesMeee
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2011 4:16pm UTC
    It's like one thousand papercuts,
    soaked in vinegar. <<<
    Like the battles with yourself,
    that [x] leave [x] you [x] insecure.
    It's all just a numbing charade,
    until the day you finally wake up,
    and you're not afraid. ♥

  7. b1air b1air
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    September 11, 2011 10:34pm UTC
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  8. hipster96 hipster96
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2011 3:58pm UTC
    Yeah, right now I should be doing my homework...
    ...But I'm not.

  9. Jessiex Jessiex
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2011 3:11am UTC
    I wasn't that drunk!
    Dude you made your girlfriend a sandwich!

  10. xBeautifulDngerx xBeautifulDngerx
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2010 12:09pm UTC
    A Guy Had A Crush On
    This Girl
    He followed her wherever she went.
    One day the girl noticed and asked the guy.
    Girl: Why do you keep following me?
    Boy: Because you're so pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you.
    Girl: Really? But you haven't met my friend yet. She's prettier then me and she's right behind you.
    (The Boy Turns Around)
    Boy: Are you making fun of me? There's no one behind me.
    Girl: No, but if you really loved me, you wouldn't even bother to look back.
    i saw this somewhere.. wanna make it pretty? go ahead.
    -xBeautifulDngerx

  11. foreverxtogether foreverxtogether
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    July 12, 2010 11:09am UTC
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  12. ILubYoox3 ILubYoox3
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 5:09pm UTC
    Condom says to the tampon;
    "You put me out of a job for a week a month!"
    The tampon replies;
    "When you dont do your job properly,
    I lose mine for 9 months!"

  13. greenxlettucex8 greenxlettucex8
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 7:06pm UTC
    FAVORITE THIS;
    and i'll comment the guy's name that
    your gonna marry


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  15. xpinklove1202 xpinklove1202
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    August 29, 2011 10:56am UTC
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  17. eric93 eric93
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    September 12, 2011 9:05am UTC
    I like guys.
    DON'T JUDGE ME.


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  19. JanelleAnn96 JanelleAnn96
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    September 12, 2011 11:43am UTC
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