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That Snorlax you just called fat?

                 Yeah, it's eating rare candies by the dozen for you to accept it.

That Gastly you just called ugly?

                                   It's been trying to learn a new move to replace its Mean Look.

That Slowpoke you just tripped?

                                   He has a learning disability that makes him legally retarded.

See that Hitmonchan with the scars?

                                   He fought in Vietnam for your freedom today.



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That Snorlax you just called fat? Yeah, it's eating rare

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