Witty Profiles

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Soccafreak8
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July 2, 2011 4:29pm UTC
dear backpack designers,
thank you for putting that little pocket for pads.
sincerely,
teenage girls everywhere

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foreverr_and_ever
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July 2, 2011 4:29pm UTC
ThatAmazingFeelingWhen... You shave your legs for the first time in days. -nmf

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QuinntheFreak
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July 2, 2011 4:31pm UTC
Witty should just save us the trouble and create a catagory titled
"Awkward"
(c) it makes sense.... right...?

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ismile189
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July 2, 2011 4:32pm UTC
Dear MTV,
I was wondering if I could get my "M" back since,
ya know, you aren't using it.
Sincerely,
_usic

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fearthecute
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July 2, 2011 4:35pm UTC
So, I was at my friends pool.
And this guy I used to like was
there.
And at one point, he picked me up
and threw me in the pool.
It was cute.
...But now I have a bruise.

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