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  1. Lainie Lainie
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2011 4:50pm UTC
    10 questions about Spongebob
    1.How is Pearl Mr.Krabs daughter?
    2.Why doesn't Squidward wear pants?
    3.How do they flush the toilet under water?
    4.How can they see Plankton?
    5.How can Sandy communicate with fish?
    6.How is there a Goo Lagoon under water?
    7.Why do they take showers?
    8.How come Gary meows?
    9.How did Sandy build her dome?
    10.How can there be boats under water?
    Fave this if you've ever wondered any of these. ♥

  2. Lainie Lainie
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2011 5:03pm UTC
    people make too many harry potter jokes.
    Like, siriusly.

  3. Lainie Lainie
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2011 5:35pm UTC
    TEXT FAILS #7
    Dad
    Hey dad can I have money for some coke?
    Uh sure...is $60 enough??
    Dad, it's only $1.35
    Wow, the price sure went down from when I was your age.
    Coca-Cola?!?!
    Oh...that's what you mean...
    nmf/nmq

  4. MrsTeeheeX3 MrsTeeheeX3
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2011 6:03pm UTC
    Our Conversation:
    Hey.
    Hey.
    What's up?
    Nothing much, you?
    Nothing much.
    Cool.
    Yup.
    End of conversation
    fave if this ever happened to you.

  5. kmaceyk97 kmaceyk97
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2011 7:47pm UTC
    if you are reading this...
    hit the [♥] then,
    hit the Ctrl key and the W key at the same time.

  6. LilaLove99 LilaLove99
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2011 5:04pm UTC
    I am twelve years old
    and I have this unique, unusual birth mark
    on the top of my left hand. But just now, my family and I
    learned that it isn't a birth
    mark. It is actually a terrible disease
    called Barbecue Sauce.
    If I get 300 faves, my parents will let me go through a huge process so that I can get the napkin I need to get it off.
    I really need your help, because it's starting to get sticky.
    nmf,nmq

  7. converse97 converse97
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2011 11:21pm UTC
    Miley took off her wig.
    TJ & his friends went on Summer vacation and never came back.
    Phil went back to the future.
    Zack & Cody graduated.
    Lizzie went to Spain and never returned to America.
    Mike & Sally got to old for their Super Short Show.
    Kim Possible went to prom, defeated Drakken & Shego
    Once Phineas & Ferb's Summer is over...
    Well, then, Disney Channel dies.

  8. ZachCarter ZachCarter
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2011 1:14pm UTC
    The whole 'Caylee/Casey Anthony' thing has had a pretty bit impact on me.
    see.. my parents knew Casey Anthony.
    or, they thought they did.
    They've seen her in the streets with her daughter, theyve spoken to her and they held Caylee in their arms. To them, Casey was a pretty nice woman.
    how would they have known that 2 years later, Casey's sweet baby girl would be dead?
    Caylee Marie Anthony, we don't know if your mom meant to murder you or not.. but she definitely became a monster, and knocking you unconscious just so she could go out and party is child abuse. It isn't fair that she wasn't charged with abuse, but this is America...society is messed up here.
    R.I.P baby girl.

  9. ZachCarter ZachCarter
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2011 12:21pm UTC
    "What Hogwarts house are you in?"
    "Umm.. GryffinHuffleSlytherclaw."
    - this is what me & my little brother would always do xD

  10. ZachCarter ZachCarter
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2011 10:43am UTC
    This is the letter my little brother had written before he died.
    Dear Mom, Dad, Jamie and Zach,
    By the time you read this letter, I will probably be gone. Unless Mom has been snooping in my room again!! I just want to let you know that I love you guys so much, even though I never really show it, and I fight with Jamie and Zach a LOT. You four people mean the WORLD to me and I could never ask for a better family. Sometimes you can't help me with some of my problems, like you can't make the cancer go away, but you help me through it and you keep me going. You don't know how much that means to me. I could never ask for a better family.
    When I die, I don't want you to be sad. I want you to be happy that I lived, and now I'm going to join God in heaven, and I'll see Grandma and Grandpa again. We'll be looking down on you, and smiling. When you're sad, remember us, and remember that we want you to be happy, and enjoy life while you can, like we did.
    I love you guys so much, and don't worry, because I'll see you again some day. :)
    xxx Dylan
    He was only 9 years old when he died.
    he was the most mature kid I've ever known.
    This letter is what keeps us going, when we're sad we think of Dylan and how much he loved his life; how much he would want us to love life and be happy too.
    Rest in peace, Dylan. <3

  11. madiix3 madiix3
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2011 8:59pm UTC
    People 's bullshit and fakeness,
    are the main reasons why I like to be alone
    - M e g a n F o x

  12. madiix3 madiix3
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2011 6:25pm UTC
    No expectatations ?
    No disapointments .</3

  13. madiix3 madiix3
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2011 11:29am UTC
    The things I wanna here from you are always left unsaid . ♥


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  15. livelaughlove101 livelaughlove101
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2011 10:55am UTC
    i'll never understand
    Why she hates me.
    I ' m a s t r a ig ht - A s tudent.
    i'm in tons of extra activities.
    I'm always smiling.
    So why is it that my own mother turns to scream at me, every chance she gets.

  16. ItwasntmexD ItwasntmexD
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2011 8:16pm UTC
    Start being nice to your mom,
    Because apparently its legal to kill kids now..


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  19. ThatWittyChick105 ThatWittyChick105
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 5:53pm UTC
    We’re just teenage girls;;
    we burn our hair with a flat iron almost ///everyday
    we never make our beds
    we spend a lot of time in our rooms
    we talk back to our parents not caring about the consequences
    we speak mostly sarcasm
    we have different personalities
    we draw all over (everything) when we have a pen
    we breathe music
    we go on the computer all the time
    we ::always:: have our phone
    we love make-up
    we love him
    we have personal things on our phones
    we like hugs/especially\from guys
    we don’t like telling our parents anything
    we wear baggy sweat pants at home
    we always have a hair tie on us
    we buy stuff we know we’ll never wear or use
    we have that one guy friend we tell everything too
    we gossip
    we want boobs more than anything
    we talk all the time
    we usually don’t show love towards our siblings
    we love chocolate
    we [are] moody sometimes & hope you’ll learn to deal with it
    we always have to be t e x t i n g somebody
    we go to bed late everyday
    Yeah we’re just teenage girls;;

  20. iClaire iClaire
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 1:32pm UTC
    "Mom, I'm going out."
    "With your friends?"
    "No mom, with Pikachu."
    "WHO'S PIKACHU,
    IS HE YOUR
    BOYFRIEND?"

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