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KaytiWasNOTHere
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May 29, 2011 11:54am UTC

Harry Potter → Ron Weasley - Why were you talking to Edward Cullen?
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Ron Weasley- I don't know, he's so weird, he just came up to me and started talking about vampires.
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Harry Potter - He's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Edward Cullen. We were best friends
at the triwizard tournament, back when he was Cedric Diggory. I know, right? It's so embarrasing. I don't even...whatever. So then in the 4th year at school, I started liking this girl, Clo, who was totally gorgeous. But then later she told people about this secret place or some sh●t. Anyways, Edward was like, weirdly jealous of her. Like, if I would blow him off to hang out with Clo, he'd be like, "why didn't you call me back?". And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?". So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, "Edward, I can't invite you because I think your a lesbian." I mean, I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There were gunna' be girls there in their bathing suits, I mean, right? He was a lesbian. So then, his mom started calling my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then he dropped out of hogwarts, saying he died, because nobody would talk to him. And then he came back, with all his hair greasy, and he was totally weird. And now I guess he's a sparkly vampire.
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Ron Weasley - Vampire? he looks more like a fairy.
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Edward Cullen- =[
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Dobby The Free Elf- LMFAO!
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NOT MINE! I just love it♥ Credit to PopTartKid

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WoAiNi
posted a quote
May 29, 2011 11:55am UTC

When We First Met _____
------>>>>I Had No Idea That
You Would Be So Important
A DOUCHE BAG.

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lovelivelaughlife
posted a quote
May 28, 2011 12:50pm UTC

You wanna know what's worse than
finding out someone lied to you?
Hearing them lie to you still after
you've already found out the truth ♥

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peanut43998
posted a quote
May 28, 2011 3:30pm UTC

this time,
i ' l l t e x t h i m f i r s t
i'll smile at him in the halls
i'll think of what i say before i say it
i ' l l m a k e h i m l a u g h
i'll make him fall head over heels for me
he'll look at me like he never has before
i'll spend hours before school getting ready
h e ' l l s e e t h e g o o d s i d e o f m e
b e c a u s e t h is t i m e ,
i'll do everything differently

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basketball4everr
posted a quote
May 28, 2011 11:22am UTC

whenever you're talking to a guy you don't like, say this to him:
37OHSSV O773H♥
fave if you know what that says(;

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poppinghearts

posted a quote
May 28, 2011 12:30pm UTC

I mustache you a question
oh, wait. i'll shave it for later.
♥

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EnriqueX788
posted a quote
May 28, 2011 12:37pm UTC

What happens if you get,
scared half to death
twice?
NMF

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Shine_With_Me
posted a quote
May 28, 2011 11:50am UTC

*My Thoughts While ♥-ing Quotes*
".....Haha I get it"
"That's so true.."
"How the f**k do they get this formatting?"
"These quotes are like my life..."
"..Hehe 69 favs..."
♥ If one of these applied to you

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poppinghearts

posted a quote
May 28, 2011 1:45pm UTC

My messy bun
has to be perfect.
♥

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Shine_With_Me
posted a quote
May 28, 2011 11:37am UTC

✿so i'm taking a survey✿
Do the witty girls prefer
Summer or Spring?
♥ for Summer
Comment for Spring.

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