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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. iliketoreadthesethings iliketoreadthesethings
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 1:29pm UTC
    hold your cursor over this quote. ♥

  4. countrygirl123 countrygirl123
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 1:18pm UTC
    Let's run away together..
    jk i have athsma .♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. justbecauseyoucan justbecauseyoucan
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 1:39pm UTC
    Girls,
    never cry for a boy ,think about your mascara.

  7. RainbowDot RainbowDot
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 1:24pm UTC
    The moment of panic when
    Your falling in a dream.

  8. fakesmilerealtears fakesmilerealtears
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 1:04pm UTC
    Girl: I'm depressed.
    Society: Stop begging for attention.
    Girl: I cry myself to sleep.
    Society: Stop begging for attention.
    Girl: I want to leave the world.
    Society: Stop begging for attention.
    Girl: Commits suicide.
    Society: I wish we could have helped her
    before it was too late.

  9. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 6:43pm UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    Wearing no makeup
    And being able to rub your eyes as much as you want

  10. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 6:45pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  11. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 6:49pm UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    Favourite this quote
    If you've ever felt personally victimized by Regina George.

  12. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 6:52pm UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    I was going to go work out.
    But I drove by a KFC.

  13. xTheHungerGamesx xTheHungerGamesx
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 1:52pm UTC
    Its better to burn out
    Than to fade away...

  14. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 2:09pm UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    My magic brings Voldemort to the yard.
    And I'm like "Ow, it hurts my scar."

  15. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 2:10pm UTC
    A marine was deployed to Afganistan.
    While he was there, he recieved a letter from his girlfriend. In this letter, she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. She also wanted the pictures of herself back. So the marine did what any other man would do. He went around to his buddies anc dollected all the unwanted photos of women he could find. He then mailed 24 pictures of women (with and without clothes) to his ex-girlfriend with the following note:
    "I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back."

  16. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 2:13pm UTC
    I like you.
    I like you, too.
    That's awkward..
    No. Stop. Follow the script or no one is going to favourite this.

  17. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 2:15pm UTC
    Police Officer: Freeze!
    Criminal: Everybody clap your hands!

  18. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 2:18pm UTC
    Nutrition Facts
    Facebook
    Users on www.facebook.com
    aa
    % Variety *
    People with annoying statuses 12 %
    Skanzky mirror-picture girls 10 %
    Hands-on-hips head-tilted girls 39 %
    0 mutual friends adders 7 %
    Doucshbags trying to wheel girls 13 %
    Wanna-be scene kids 10 %
    The virus message inboxers 3 %
    Your real, normal friends 5 %
    Other 1 %
    *Percents are based on average statistics. The amouns may be higher or lower depending on your personal Facebook friends list.
    To avoid any of these catagories, delete your Facebook immediatley.

  19. xTheHungerGamesx xTheHungerGamesx
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2012 3:06pm UTC
    Crush: Hii :)
    Me:Heyy :)
    Crush:
    Me:
    Crush:
    Me:
    Crush:
    Me:
    Crush: K byee...
    We really hit it off!!! I swear...he's in love now

  20. xTheHungerGamesx xTheHungerGamesx
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2012 3:19pm UTC
    Who else hates when somebody takes your quote, changes a few words and BAM!
    700 Faves

    Nmf

:)

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