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  1. 3pointballer 3pointballer
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 9:40pm UTC
    Im actually not funny.Im actually really mean andpeople just think im joking.

  2. 3pointballer 3pointballer
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 9:42pm UTC
    There's always a certain linein a song that will always bestuck in your mind because itreminds you of a place, amoment, or a person.

  3. 3pointballer 3pointballer
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 9:46pm UTC
    I would just like to say thatthroughout all the years I've been a liar, not once have my pants caught on fire.

  4. 3pointballer 3pointballer
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 9:49pm UTC
    When your friend says youcan have a bite of their food,so you take the biggestbite humanly possible.

  5. 3pointballer 3pointballer
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 7:02pm UTC
    Perfect girls are found at every corner of the earth. Unfortunately the earth is round.

  6. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 8:32pm UTC
    bad luck brian:
    First roller coaster, Final Destination.

  7. xAshleyLuvsBVB xAshleyLuvsBVB
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 10:30am UTC
    .
    Does deafening silence mean
    nothing
    to no one but me.?
    -Mayday Parade.
    nmf

  8. kimmycollins kimmycollins
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 7:19pm UTC
    That feeling you get when nobody texts you..
    Format: twilightgirl995

  9. AmbieOxoxo AmbieOxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 11:30am UTC
    Hey honey you could be my drug
    You could be my new prescription
    Too much could be an overdose ;)

  10. TuckersGirl TuckersGirl
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 7:18pm UTC
    Dear kid bullying the only openly gay boy in class,
    Lay a finger on him. I dare you.
    Sincerely the linebacker with two amazing dads
    tumblr

  11. ilikethings ilikethings
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 10:47am UTC
    when somebody makes you mad and they're like,
    "please don't be mad at me!"
    [xx] it makes me even more mad at them. [xx]

  12. americanchich25 americanchich25
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 10:46pm UTC
    Rose's are Red
    Facebook is Blue
    No Mutal Friends Who The Hell Are You!?!?

  13. americanchich25 americanchich25
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 10:54pm UTC
    Juicy Fruit

  14. americanchich25 americanchich25
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 11:15pm UTC
    My DAD was in the ARMY
    My GRANDPA was in the MARINES
    My MOM worked for the AIRFORCE
    and one day I'm going to be an ARMY WOMAN
    *THANK YOU TO ALL THE MEN & WOMEN WHO HAVE SERVED, ARE SERVING, OR WILL SERVE FOR THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA THE NATION THAT I LOVE*

  15. americanchich25 americanchich25
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 11:03pm UTC
    Duct Tape= $3
    Super Glue= $4
    The thing you broke to your mom its = PRICELESS!

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