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kimmycollins

1. kimmycollins
   posted a quote
   September 23, 2012 5:25pm UTC
   Oh your dating my ex.
   Thats cool. I just finished this
   cookie, want thoose left overs too?
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2. kimmycollins
   posted a quote
   September 23, 2012 5:23pm UTC
   That amazing feeling you
   get when "he" texts you first"
   <3
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3. kimmycollins
   posted a quote
   June 2, 2012 1:15pm UTC
   When you have your boyfriend over
   and your parents act like they are your bestfriend.
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4. kimmycollins
   posted a quote
   June 2, 2012 12:14pm UTC
   Dear Human,
   You turn me on.
   Sincerely, Light Switch
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5. kimmycollins
   posted a quote
   June 2, 2012 12:13pm UTC
   Buy A ship. Name it relation. Sit in it. You are in a realtionship ;)
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6. kimmycollins
   posted a quote
   June 2, 2012 11:59am UTC
   Teacher: "Does anyone have any ideas on how to keep our school clean?"
   Me: "By staying home."
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7. kimmycollins
   posted a quote
   June 1, 2012 9:18am UTC
   Imagination.
   - Spongebob
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8. kimmycollins
   posted a quote
   June 1, 2012 9:15am UTC
   Anything is possible, if you believe.
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9. kimmycollins
   posted a quote
   May 31, 2012 7:30pm UTC
   Our teachers giving us an exam on the last day of school, FML.
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10. kimmycollins
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 7:27pm UTC
    Im single and forever alone </3
    ♥ 1 minutes ago · Like · Comment · See Friendship
    
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11. kimmycollins
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 7:23pm UTC
    Him: I miss you.
    Me: Really? That cool, because i dont miss you at all.
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12. kimmycollins
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 7:22pm UTC
    Him: I miss you.
    Me: Really? That cool, because i dont miss you at all.
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13. kimmycollins
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 7:22pm UTC
    Him: I miss you.
    Me: Really? That cool, because i dont miss you at all.
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14. kimmycollins
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 7:21pm UTC
    I hate when people think they are better than everyone else.
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15. kimmycollins
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 7:19pm UTC
    That feeling you get when nobody texts you..
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16. kimmycollins
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 7:16pm UTC
    Telling your mom you studied, while you were really one the coumpter the whole time.
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17. kimmycollins
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 6:47pm UTC
    *Painting your nails*
    One hand: Perfect.
    Other hand: Looks like a blind cat did it.
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18. kimmycollins
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 6:43pm UTC
    You know my name, NOT my story.
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19. kimmycollins
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 6:41pm UTC
    If i was stranded on a deserted Island and could only bring one thing, i would bring Dora. That b*tch had everything in that backpack.
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20. kimmycollins
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 6:37pm UTC
    "Wow, your cool." Fav if you read that in a sarcastic voice.
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