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1. heart23
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   March 7, 2011 7:47pm UTC
   would someone kindly instruct me on how to Douglas??
   
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2. heart23
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   February 27, 2011 8:09pm UTC
   Everyone i get close to dies.......if i were you id runn
   -Happy Gilmore
   
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3. heart23
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   February 27, 2011 7:36pm UTC
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4. heart23
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   February 9, 2011 8:10pm UTC
   i had 5 rings in my backpack ....it just so happens that i lose the one most important to me...
   my friend says thats a sign
   
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5. heart23
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   February 4, 2011 9:12pm UTC
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6. heart23
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   February 4, 2011 8:56pm UTC
   "my duck can lay an egg"
   "and whats so great about that?"
   "well can you lay an egg???"
   -Shirley Temple
   
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7. heart23
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   January 29, 2011 9:59pm UTC
   Life is a beach...im just playing in the sand...
   
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8. heart23
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   November 14, 2010 3:25pm UTC
   Nothing is silly to a guy wearing a spoon hat.....
   - Spencer
   icarly <3
   
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9. heart23
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   October 9, 2010 6:30pm UTC
   sooo apparently some scientists think everything is made up of extremely tiny turtles...pshh, and they call themselves scientists
   
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10. heart23
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    October 7, 2010 6:48pm UTC
    my chemistry teacher says "I LIKE PEANUT BUTTER SANDWHICHES!!!!!" in a really high voice. -MLIA
    
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11. heart23
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    August 2, 2010 8:02pm UTC
    I've always wanted to know how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop.....i got up to 68.....then my tounge got tired.....if anyone has had this happen to them, plz fave :p
    
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12. heart23
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    August 2, 2010 7:57pm UTC
    Fave this if you love That 70's show
    :)
    
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