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jimmy365
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January 27, 2013 5:35pm UTC
shoutout
to my parents
for paying the internet bill
every month
god bless u
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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Hale_Storm18
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January 27, 2013 1:50pm UTC
Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are five people in
my family, so on must be Chinese. It's either my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But, I think it's Colin.

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MyWittyProfile
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January 26, 2013 9:57pm UTC
*When someone unfollows me*
Me: Aca-scuse me?

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Cammie
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January 26, 2013 8:06pm UTC
Where can I buy skinny genes?

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