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livsbestfriendryan
posted a quote
January 7, 2012 6:18pm UTC

Coughing in front of smokers
to make them feel guilty that they're dirtying my air
©livsbestfriendryan

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
January 7, 2012 4:03pm UTC

Cop: When is your birthday?
Me: April 20th
Cop: What year?
Me: Every year.
Cop: Well played.....
lol fav if you get it:)

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 3, 2012 9:29pm UTC

Here, let me tie your shoelaces
so you want fall for anyone else ♥
jimmy365
nmf/nmq just one that i really like

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
January 3, 2012 7:30pm UTC

when people yell at me,
I have to try so hard not to laugh at their angry faces.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
January 3, 2012 6:00pm UTC

excuse me, miss,
you've got a little bit of face on your makeup there...
not mineeee

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FunZy0x4
posted a quote
January 3, 2012 6:00pm UTC

when someone tells you
- about their problems, it doesn't always -
mean their complaining, it means they trust you ♥

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FunZy0x4
posted a quote
January 3, 2012 6:17pm UTC

I wish that RIP meant;
Return If Possible ♥

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ChelseyGrace
posted a quote
January 2, 2012 1:50pm UTC

I would absolutely kill to see you right now
for you to hold me
TO HUG YOU FOR A LONG TIME
TO GET A KISS
even just to talk to you
i miss you so much it hurts.

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TheBrokenSmile
posted a quote
January 1, 2012 3:22pm UTC

click to see this quote

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livsbestfriendryan
posted a quote
January 1, 2012 3:04pm UTC

kiss me if I'm wrong but,
dinosaurs still exist right?♥
©livsbestfriendryan

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erikaajaguarr96
posted a quote
January 1, 2012 2:02pm UTC

There's plenty of fish in the sea.. ?
Yeah? Well 50% are girls,
30% are over 18,
and 15% are under 10,
which leaves 5% of the population.
2% of the remaining fish are taken,
and we haven't even gotten into the personalities
of the fish, what the fish looks like,
and what you two have in common.
After all of that narrowing down,
there is only one fish left in the sea.
That fish is your nemo, so
never let anyone dare to tell you that
there are plenty of fish in the sea. ♥

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