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Bravosierra*
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June 29, 2012 7:31pm UTC
Witty user Timraandnicole and Mines facebook conversation.
why?
& oh my F/CKING GOD THE ICE CREAM TRUCK JUST PULLED UP ON MY STREET...
BRB.
Your so weird Nicole.
Moral of the story ; You are never to old to chase an icecream truck

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hailstorm37
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June 29, 2012 9:24pm UTC
My father tried to set my mother on fire, leaving her with a very deformed face.
Every day, i anonomysly write her a letter to her, saying how i think shes the prettiest women i have ever seen, and put it in the mail box. she cries when she reads them. she doesnt know its me yet.

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AustinH
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June 29, 2012 8:02pm UTC
FUN FACT:
People born in 1994-1999
have lived in three decades,
two centuries,
and two millenniums.
And they are not even 18 yet.

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Fake_a_smile
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June 29, 2012 7:06pm UTC
I have one piece of corn.
Hence, I have a unicorn.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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