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kristabff
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August 25, 2013 9:37pm UTC

i think i'm finally fat enough to be a good roll model

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BravoSierra
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August 26, 2013 12:13am UTC

me: *buys things online*
me 3 hours later: ok where is it

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capsized*
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August 28, 2013 1:56pm UTC

is it too late to wrap myself up like a baby and drop myself off on a billionaire’s doorstep?

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BravoSierra
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August 28, 2013 3:13pm UTC

slútty girl: ugh, my throat hurts.
me: i bet your knees do, too.
slútty girl: what?
me: what?

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glitter162*
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August 28, 2013 5:36pm UTC

Have you ever thought about
how weird sleeping is? Like we basically dress ourselves in special sleeping clothes and lay on special sleeping mats and then spend the next few hours completely unconcsious all the while hallucinating vividly

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glitter162*
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August 28, 2013 5:44pm UTC

If you ever feel stupid,
just remember that I used to think that a "fandom" was a con/dom for fans.

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myusernamedoesntmatter
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August 30, 2013 4:44am UTC

Get Real...
I can't believe I'm only just realizing this now...
I'm unpredictable.
I can be reaching sky high one moment and settling for mediocrity the next. I can work like a machine one minute, and be about as active as a dead fish the next.
I know what it takes to be successful. I've been working towards this my entire life.
I thought I'd sacrifice the fun stuff for now, like a social life...because you can't have it all. No pain, no gain. And I'd put up with a lot of pain.
I just thought, if I was able to excel in one area of my life, I'll make a difference in this world, everyone will listen to me, and respect my opinion, and I'll have a reason to be proud of myself. Everyone likes those confident, go-getter type people, right?
Did I really just expect to blossom into a social butterfly? Did I really think I'd be able to turn a blind eye to my crippling imperfections, and never have to deal with them? Was I really that naive?
The phrase "everything will work itself out, just give it time" should be banned.
I'm just not cut out for success. Because I can't commit.
And I'm not cut out for happiness either, because I don't understand it.
Glad that's all out.
~ this is not mine; I take no credit for it! Vie original @:
http://www.experienceproject.com/stories/Dont-Know-Who-I-Am-Anymore/3253549

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gab*
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August 30, 2013 10:15pm UTC

worst times to get your period:
-rainy days
-when you're in the olympics
-while going camping
-the day you leave for a vacation
-the day you come back from a break (thanksgiving, winter, spring, etc.)
-hot days
-the day of your wedding
-the day you have to be in someone else's wedding
-in the middle of gym class without being prepared
-before a first date
-mondays
-the first day of school
-when you have to do something and the dresscode requires all white
-all times

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