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jimmy365
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January 18, 2013 3:48pm UTC

one time this dude was being
stupid so i said “well you can’t spell
stupid without u” and he got really
angry and shouted “WELL THERE’S AN ‘I’
IN STUPID TOO” and i just stared at him for a
rly long time
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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Hale_Storm18
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January 25, 2013 2:53pm UTC

You know that quiet girl in class?
Yeah, she goes home and makes fun of all of you on Witty.

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yourcool
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January 24, 2013 5:57pm UTC

the person who invented marriage was creepy:
"hey, i love you so much, i'm gonna get the government involved so you can't leave."

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Shanaynor
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 2:41pm UTC

This is really weird
At the end of this you are asked a question. Don't stop and think about it. Just say the first thing that comes into your mind. This is a fun test and kinda spooky at the same time. Be sure to comment if you're among the 98% or the 2%. You'll understand what this means after you take this.
Now, just follow the instructions as quickly as possible. Do not go to the next calculation before you have finished the previous one. You do not need to write or remember the answers, just do it using your mind. You'll be surprised.
Start:
How much is:
15+6
3+56
89+2
75+26
25+52
63+32
Don't worry, it's almost over. xD
123+5
QUICK! THINK ABOUT A COLOR AND A TOOL!
Scroll further to the bottom.
A bit more...
You just thought about a red hammer, didn't you?
If this is not your answer, you are among the 2% of people who have a different, if not abnormal, mind. 98% of people answer red hammer while doing this. Comment what you got! I wanna see how normal (or abnormal) my fellow Wittians are! I got red hammer. Did you?
Credit to http://skeptacles.blogspot.com/2005/08/98-red-hammer.html

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 12, 2013 2:58pm UTC

the episode where spongebob goes around
asking people if he's ugly and they all run away is basically an 11 minute description of my life.

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 24, 2013 6:20pm UTC

i'm seriously considering filling my pockets with
glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude, i'll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and realease the glitter into the sky above their head and watch it shower over them like a baptism of stupid.

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ThatsSoMeee
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January 12, 2013 4:36pm UTC

I want a boy
who would shove ice cream in my face.
Who will wrestle with me.
Who shows me off to his friends.
Who treats me with respect.
Who will call me at 4 in the morning
and tell me he can’t stop thinking about me.
Who sings to me; even if he can’t.
Who could break my heart,
but wouldn’t even dream of it.

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Connork11
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January 15, 2013 4:21pm UTC

"It's not that cold out!" Said the P.E teacher with a coat on
"It's just drizzling!" Said the P.E teach with an umbrella
"Running for 20 minutes isn't that bad!" Said the P.E teacher sitting in a chair
"You've got to stay healthy!" Said the P.E teacher that is over-weight
"Being on your period is no excuse!" Said the P.E teacher with no unterus.
NMQ

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phee
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February 10, 2013 2:47pm UTC

me: can i go to the bathroom?
teacher: what for?
me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS, what do you think for?!!?

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phee
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February 10, 2013 2:49pm UTC

person: are you allergic to anything?
me: yes
person: to what?
me: people.

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phee
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 5:27pm UTC

when you are sad,
just remember
that somewhere in this world
there's an idiot
pulling a door
that says...
'push'

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phee
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February 5, 2013 4:37pm UTC

i saw that.
-karma

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phee
posted a quote
February 4, 2013 4:46pm UTC

where did i go wrong? i lost a friend,
somewhere along in the bitterness.
& i would have stayed up with you all night,
had i known
how to save a life.
t h e f r a y

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phee
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January 22, 2013 3:40pm UTC

me: hey remember that time when...
*mum comes in*
me: ...i'll tell you later

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