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  1. ryleehannah10 ryleehannah10
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2012 8:59pm UTC
    Its so fluffy im gunna die!!! :)
    - Despicable Me ♥

  2. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2012 8:29pm UTC
    That awkward moment when
    you're about to hug someone sexy as hell and then you hit the mirror.

  3. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2012 4:29pm UTC
    Pretty girl: omg, i am so ugly
    Everyone: oh precious child, you are a gorgeous human being, you are God's gift to humanity, you wonderful creature
    Me:omg, i am so ugly
    235 people like this

  4. hanzoo346 hanzoo346
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2012 8:59pm UTC
    Teacher:
    What do you call someone who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
    Student:
    A teacher . . .
    nmf


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. CaughtInTheMoment CaughtInTheMoment
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2012 7:50pm UTC
    I love you babe
    Thank you
    U dont love me back?
    Im in middle school, i dont love people

  7. MoonliteDreamer78 MoonliteDreamer78
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2012 6:59pm UTC
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    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    These are the girls at my school...
    Guess which ones me.

  8. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2012 8:34pm UTC
    2010:
    Doodle jump.
    2011:
    Angry birds
    2012:
    Temple run.

  9. Snazzylove33 Snazzylove33
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2012 7:42pm UTC
    So many things I haven't said because I don't know how you'll react to them.

  10. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2012 3:08pm UTC
    Answers.com
    Open Question
    I don't let my girlfriend use the bathroom.
    I feel like pooping is very unladylike, so I don't allow her to do it. It's better if she
    vomits it out, that way she looses weight a little aswell. A friend told me this is
    morally wrong? is it?
    I saw this, and I didn't know whether to laugh or be concerned.
    nmf

  11. bgsoccer93 bgsoccer93
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2012 3:12pm UTC
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  12. ForeverBFF ForeverBFF
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 8:39pm UTC
    TODAY;
    I was bored so I said,
    "Wow, that's a weird place to put a piano."
    You wouldn't believe
    how many people
    looked around for a piano.
    I was in an elevator.

  13. Lambchopp Lambchopp
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 9:00pm UTC
    I want someone to have a tatto of a grape.
    And when they grow up it will be a rasin(:
    fave for fave?(:

  14. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2012 1:34am UTC
    remember when "shut up!"
    was the absolute worst thing you could say to someone?

  15. crazycarina crazycarina
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 9:59pm UTC
    *Swimming*
    *Sees bee*
    *Goes underwater*
    Now I am untouchable!>:D

  16. purplerox2010 purplerox2010
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 8:14pm UTC
    I love how me and my best friend,
    can have a conversation without words.♥
    That's when you know you spend too much time together
    that
    nmq.

  17. cutie_pie1234 cutie_pie1234
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 10:34pm UTC
    H O W T O S A V E T H E W O R L D :
    1: Make a document titled "The World"
    2: Save it.

  18. Loveyouskater11 Loveyouskater11
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 8:29pm UTC
    format by RetroRainbow
    -------------~♥~------------
    && who else
    is gunna be single this Valentines Day?

  19. lexielicous12 lexielicous12
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 9:09pm UTC
    *Boyfriend and Girlfriend are over at the Boyfriend’s house*
    *Boyfriend’s Mom: Where are you going?
    *Boyfriend: My room.
    *Later, Boyfriend's Mom hears a scream and goes running to the Boyfriend’s room to find him lying on the bed crying*
    *Boyfirend's Mom: What happened?
    *Girlfriend: I beat him at black ops...

  20. MyConfessionsAreWrittenInCuts MyConfessionsAreWrittenInCuts
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 8:44pm UTC
    Tumblr- Conversation I heard in the club.
    Shy Guy: Hey there..
    Random Guy: Hey what's up?
    Shy Guy: Nothing much, just wanted to say you are really cute.
    Random Guy: Thanks dude!
    Shy Guy: So, are you here with anyone?
    Random Guy: Yeah, my girlfriend just went to the washroom.
    Shy Guy: Oh God, I'm sorry, didn't know you were straight.
    Random Guy: That's alright it's cool.
    Shy Guy: You don't mind me calling you cute?
    Random Guy: A compliment is a compliment no matter who it comes from.

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