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  1. KristinaBrunicardi KristinaBrunicardi
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 9:05pm UTC
    Jenna Marbles needs her own fricken
    t a l k s h o w .

  2. never_forget never_forget
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 7:39pm UTC
    **When My Name's In A Math Problem**
    Class: *Stares At Me*
    Me: That's Right B*tches. I Bought 60 Watermelons.

  3. sydkid123 sydkid123
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 2:05pm UTC
    olympic gymnast: jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all the laws of physics, does 10 back flips, defeats voldemort, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the backround
    me: falls on my face trying to put on socks

  4. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 2:49am UTC
    I aLwaYs Knew
    that looking back on the tears would make me laugh,
    but I never knew that looking back on the laughs would
    [{ m a k e m e c r y }]

  5. KristinaBrunicardi KristinaBrunicardi
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 3:15pm UTC
    My Love Story.
    Eighth grade. 2nd hour English class. We met. His name was Dylan. We talked. We texted. We laughed. We became friends. We got closer. We became best friends. We protected each other. He was like my older brother. We fought like a married couple. We joked around a lot. We flirted all the time. He told me he liked me. I didn't feel the same. We stayed good friends. He dated someone else. I got jealous. I realized I liked him a lot. I wouldn't admit it. We stopped talking. He broke up with her. He texted me. We started talking again. We became really close again. We fell in love. He asked me out on May 26th, 2011, his birthday. We didn't see each other much over the summer, but we made it work out somehow. We dated all through freshman year. We fought a lot more, due to the fact that both of us realized we would be going to different high schools next year. We got in a huge argument, both of us in tears, screaming over the phone. We worked it out. Four days after school got out, he called me. He didn't see things working out for us over the summer. He broke up with me. He practically shattered my heart, ruined my summer, and made me cry endlessly. We didn't talk half of this summer. However, I still had his hoodies. He came over last weekend. We talked. I cried again. It was the first time I had ever cried in front of him. When he left, it was raining. I walked to my best friend's house in tears. When I got there, he texted me. He's trying to be friends again. I would love to be his friend again because I can't lose him. He's one of the best things that's ever happened to me, so far. Only problem is I'm still hopelessly in love with him, waiting for him to feel the same. If we're as close as we were before, then maybe things will just fall into place like they did before. But, at this point, I'm just praying he doesn't forget about me and everything else we've been through together.</3
    if you actually took the time to read all of this, thank you, I love you, and God bless
    <3

  6. ilovedance143 ilovedance143
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 11:19am UTC
    Try holding the shift button while clicking the fave button ..

  7. rachelinaballerina98 rachelinaballerina98
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 9:35pm UTC
    Today;
    (please read, long but worth reading)
    Today, I saw an old man sitting by himself in the movies... my friend and i just kept staring because he was hooked up to a breathing tool but he was smiling and laughing at the movie the smurfs... when he finnally relized we were staring at him he turned to us and said,"It's okay to stare, i know you don't see this everyday. You see when i had children a long time ago this was there favorite show, i used to watch it with them every saturday morning. it was great. Untill one day my beautiful wife Celia and my three children got into a car accident and died. i never got to say good-bye. so, when i heard of this movie from my niece, i needed to see it. You see i may be an old dinosaur but i still have a huge heart."... please favorite for that old man with a heart of gold.♥

  8. Little Wolf* Little Wolf*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2010 9:32pm UTC
    Only ninjas can read this quote.
    Congratulations. If you're reading this, you're a ninja.
    To prove your dedication to the ninja society, please
    favourite this quote, and let the non-ninjas wonder as
    to why this has so many favourites. NINJAS RULE

  9. foreverxtogether foreverxtogether
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2010 11:09am UTC
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  11. justmmia justmmia
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 8:37am UTC
    It's kinda cute when
    a guy tries to do your hair

    mf

  12. whateveryousay1234 whateveryousay1234
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 2:12pm UTC
    “ugh i hate my life” said the 15 year old girl as she tried on her size 0 skinny jeans and puller her long blonde hair into a ponytail and then was driven home by her perfect boyfriend to her 4 story mansion with a pool and tennis court and walked into her gigantic room and laid on her king size bed with her white fluffy puppy and picked up her iphone to texted her 5 best friends to go to the mall in her new lamborghini
    -tumblr


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  14. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 11:05pm UTC
    Throwing things at the fan
    and watching them fly across the room.

  15. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 3:24pm UTC
    I've really fallen for you
    and that's why everything hurts 100 times more...

  16. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 11:04pm UTC
    If they had an Olympic event to show of whose a better wh/re
    You'd get gold.

  17. VintageParis VintageParis
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 10:12pm UTC
    Taylor Swift
    *Gets mad at someone*
    *Writes a song about them*
    Me
    *Gets mad at someone*
    *Writes a quote about them*


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  19. Mix_Tapes_For_You Mix_Tapes_For_You
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 10:15pm UTC
    Me watching the Olympics: Oh wow, that was impressive!
    Announcer: ANOTHER DISASTROUS MISTAKE!
    tumblr

  20. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 9:52pm UTC
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