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  1. maceigh maceigh
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 5:59pm UTC
    so if dumb guys go for dumb girls, AND smart guys go for dumb girls what does that leave smart girls?

    cats mostly.

  2. braziliansoccerbabe11 braziliansoccerbabe11
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    parents: wow you look gorgeous you are so beautiful
    family: surely you have 14 boyfriends and boys falling at your feet
    friends: omg you are soooo pretty
    guys: i've never really seen this species of animal before

  3. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    I want to be the girlfriend
    Not the friend, not the confidant , not the other girl, not the friend with benefits,
    not the second choice.
    I want to be the one who is loved, held, and
    who gets the phone calls at night,
    and the cute surprises, the kisses on the forehead and the I miss you's.
    I want it all

  4. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2012 11:09pm UTC
    You can't start a new chapter in your life
    if you're still re-reading the last one.

  5. maxiemax456 maxiemax456
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 6:49pm UTC
    I'm not a photographer
    but i can picture us together.
    <3

  6. Snooshi Snooshi
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 4:44pm UTC
    ---------------------------------------------------------------
    I'm Not Fat!
    My Stomach Is Just 3D
    :P
    ---------------------------------------------------------------
    Format: TristanIsAGuysNameToo

  7. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2012 8:25pm UTC
    me: "uggh, my day couldn't get any worse.."
    life: "i'll take that as a challenge."

  8. juju0731 juju0731
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2012 4:39pm UTC
    That akward moment when
    you open your wardrobe to find Narnia, but end up in the Monster inc. factory instead

  9. sTaY_BeAUTiFuL13 sTaY_BeAUTiFuL13
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2012 3:55pm UTC
    We're singing You Are the Music In Me in chorus, I want to try out for the solo, but I'm really nervous, do you think i'll get it?
    Bet On It
    Well, i guess it's Now or Never...
    You know, if you do this you're really not Sticking to the Status Quo...
    I'm really in the mood to be Breaking Free of society's stereotypes
    this could really be the Start of Something New...
    That's really What I've Been Looking For lately, so sick of the norm...
    What Time Is It? Aren't try-outs soon? You'd better Getcha Head In The Game if you want to go on with this...
    I'm so nervous though... the other girl trying out is Fabulous
    You'll be great! Just remember We're All In This Together!!!(;

  10. TaraDawnn TaraDawnn
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2012 4:29pm UTC
    Maybe girls play hard to get,
    because guys play hard to keep.

  11. peacex3jenn peacex3jenn
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2012 4:49pm UTC
    my mom: you know he's old enough to be your father
    me: the father of my children
    my mom: what
    me: what

  12. tt505 tt505
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 6:37pm UTC
    me; why am i still single?
    brain; you're wierd
    body; and you're fat
    face; plus you're pretty ugly
    food; i'm here for you
    - t u m b l r

  13. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 2:20am UTC
    it's better to let go and see if they come back
    t h a n t o h o l d o n a n d s e e i f t h e y l e t g o . . .

  14. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 4:22pm UTC
    Oh, so
    you have a new
    best friend?
    nice to know you
    replaced me.

  15. BreeM123 BreeM123
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 3:59pm UTC
    What if rappers rapped
    about nice things?
    Its like, "GIRL IMMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND...
    give them to that homeless person because he's cold.."

  16. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 1:40am UTC
    it really sucks
    liking someone you can't have.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. rawrbaby69247 rawrbaby69247
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 5:47pm UTC
    Format credit: Sandrasaurus
    The road to success is always under construction.
    <3
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  19. KissesintheRain KissesintheRain
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 5:38pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  20. imonthepursuitofhappiness imonthepursuitofhappiness
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 5:08pm UTC
    boy: do you want to be the sunshine in my life?
    girl: Awh, yeah!
    boy: okay then stay 92.955.887.6 miles away from me.
    girl: -_____-
    nmf/nmq

:)

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