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hahaha2230
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July 18, 2012 6:16pm UTC

If a guy can make a girl cry its just another break up story but if a girl can make a guy cry he really loves her <3

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sydissexy2017
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September 6, 2012 4:36pm UTC

STAND UP
FOR WHAT YOU
BELIVE IN.
EVEN IF YOUR
STANDING ALONE

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sydissexy2017
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September 6, 2012 4:29pm UTC

Be yourself
An original is always worth more than a copy

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NYJKM6
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August 31, 2012 6:36pm UTC

How Girls Get Ready
wake up.
face mask.
pluck eyebrows.
foundation.
eyeliner.
lipstick.
hair.
try on 10 outfits.
hairspray.
deodorant.
perfume.
How Boys Get Ready
put on pants.

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JustWaiting
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August 31, 2012 9:08pm UTC

I am thankful
-For the taxes my family pays
Because it means they have a job.
-For the mess I have to clean up after a party
Because it means I have been surrounded by friends.
-For the clothes that fit too snug
Because it means I have enough to eat.
-For my shadow who watches me
Because it means I'm in sunshine.
-For the lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning, and a gutter that needs fixing
Because it means I have a home.
-For all the complaining I hear about the government
Because it means we have freedom of speech.
-For the spot all the way at the end of the parking lot
Because it means i'm capable of walking.
-For the huge heating bill
Because it means my family is warm.
-For my sister who loves to sing loudly and off-key
Because it means I can hear.
-For aching muscels at the end of the day
Because it means I've been productive.
-For getting too many e-mails
Because I know my friends are thinking of me.
-Unkown

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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I_Dont_Know
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 6:30pm UTC

If Hershey bars printed "You're pretty" on the inside of its wrappers,
they would fully replace boyfriends.

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JerseyGurrl
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August 31, 2012 6:22pm UTC

*Washing Hands*
*sleeve starts falling down*
NOOOO!
♥

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I_Dont_Know
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August 31, 2012 6:12pm UTC

My mom always decides to vaccum durring the exciting part of whatever I'm watching...

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QuoteBook123
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July 27, 2012 11:24am UTC

The awkward moment when you are lying on your bed texting, and you're phone decides to fall and hit you in the face...

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zer0*
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July 27, 2012 11:24am UTC

Ichangedmycarhorntosoundlikegunshots.
People get out of my way a lot faster now.

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QuoteBook123
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July 27, 2012 11:27am UTC

That awkward moment when you choke to death...on a Life-Saver candy.

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xxkrissyxx
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July 27, 2012 11:29am UTC

Squidward: Stop...You're making me clastrophobic...
Patrick: What does clastrophobic mean...
Spongebob: That mean's he is scared of Santa Claus
Patrick: Ho Ho Ho...
Spongebob: Stop Patrick you're scaring him...
Squidward: *Sighs

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