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  3. rush rush
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    August 5, 2012 5:30am UTC
    All together I have engraved 5 words on my body. 2 of them were peoples names, the 2 people that I've ever really, really liked. It's so f*cking stupid. What is even wrong with me? I'm not a people person. I'm shy and embarressing and awkward and I spent the weekend thinking about someone that I've never even met. I'm worthless and nothing good ever stays with me. My cousins are gone, my family's gone, my friends are gone. And it's all because I'm not good enough for anyone. Now I just over think things 24 hours a day and I have 2 f*cking names on my body that I just stare at thinking what could have happened if I had told them more, if I was beautiful, if I was worth being with.

  4. stefernie stefernie
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 2:52pm UTC
    Plot twist: The guy you like, like's you back.

  5. idtapthat idtapthat
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 7:02pm UTC
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    hai

  6. Kalliefornia Kalliefornia
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 9:30pm UTC
    I feel like I'm the only person in the world who doesn't care about the Olympics.

  7. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 2:23am UTC
    So I saw this on YouTube on a Justin Bieber song:
    I don't usually listen to JB but this song is really good!
    JBsGurl4ever 4 hours ago
    Are you sure, JBsGurl4ever?
    JBsGurl4ever
    JBSGurl4ever.
    are you sure you don't usually listen to him?
    are you sure?

  8. Mylittlesparklypinkdress Mylittlesparklypinkdress
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 2:22am UTC
    I think that I'm the girl that everyone secretly
    hates.


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  11. str0ng str0ng
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 1:51pm UTC
    & HE DOESN'T KNOW
    that he's the only reason she's alive.


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  13. Ana_is_me Ana_is_me
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 8:04pm UTC
    In French, you don't say "I miss you". You say "tu me manques" which is closer to "You are missing from me." I love that. "You are missing from me." You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb or an organ or blood. I cannot function without you.

  14. EdwardScissorhands EdwardScissorhands
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 6:44pm UTC
    I've come to realize
    that I'll never be good enough for anybody.

  15. swimmyshark swimmyshark
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 6:44pm UTC
    Reasons Why I'm Single:
    1) I can't date food
    2) I can't date the internet
    3) I can't date myself

  16. summer_girlxo summer_girlxo
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 10:55pm UTC
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  17. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 10:15pm UTC
    Solve this riddle for me.
    1. What's the first name of the guy on fresh prince of Bell Air?
    2. What is the letter after T?
    3. What is the opposite of stop?
    4. Three strikes and you're?
    5. To find the area of a rectangle use length times?
    6. Do re ... fa sol la ti do?
    Will
    u
    go
    out
    width
    mi
    Of course I will!
    nmq

  18. JustWaiting JustWaiting
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 7:45pm UTC
    Patrick: Spongebob! My face is leaking
    Spongebob: No it's no Patrick, You're just sweating from all the exercise you're doing.
    Patrick: Woah woah woah. Exercise? I did not sign up for this
    And this is why I love Patrick

  19. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 4:25pm UTC
    *Me in line waitng for foods with my good friend Andrew Jackson
    Him: Are you holding a $20 bill?
    Me: Yeah why?
    Him: let me have it, i wanna show you something
    Me: okaaaay!
    *hand over the $20 bill*
    Him: who is the face the on this $20 bill?
    Me: Andrew Jackson?
    Him: Whats my name?
    Me: -__-
    True Story
    He got me pretty good

  20. thegirllikesmusic thegirllikesmusic
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 3:54pm UTC
    You, sir, are very attractive and sweet.
    therefore
    I won't talk to you
    to save myself from getting hurt.

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