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WeAreTheBoys
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May 21, 2013 9:28pm UTC

My mate is dating a really clingy girl called Ann.
Her surname must be Oying.

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Butterbear
posted a quote
May 21, 2013 8:50pm UTC

Rapper: I'M KILLING THEM SNITCHES, SMACKING THEM B.ITCHES
SMOKING BLUNTS AND F.UCKING H.OES
Rapper: *wins an award*
Rapper: I just want to thank god...

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Hale_Storm18
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May 22, 2013 3:26pm UTC

Do you ever go to school confident in what you're wearing and you actually
get there and you're just kind of like, "Wow. Well, this was an awful idea."?

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 21, 2013 7:37pm UTC

I'm that annoying girl in your English class that points out
that She's The Man is based on one of Shakespeare's plays.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 22, 2013 1:29pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
I really should learn the difference
between hunger and bordeom.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 22, 2013 1:26pm UTC

times my hair looks good:
3%: at school
7%: at home
90%: when i'm about to shower

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BravoSierra
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May 22, 2013 1:07pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
"Ok" and "okay"
just sound different in my head.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
May 21, 2013 8:56pm UTC

Fan: What's punk?
Billie Joe Armstrong: *kicks over trash can*
Billie Joe Armstrong: That's punk.
Fan: *kicks over trash can*
Fan: That's punk?
Billie Joe Armstrong; No, that's trendy.

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
May 21, 2013 9:11pm UTC

If you call me at 3 o'clock in the morning,
I'll probably hit you with a car. Unless you're cute, then you can call me whenever you want. Winky face.

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Butterbear
posted a quote
May 21, 2013 8:20pm UTC

My screen when I'm in my room alone:
Witty tab
Facebook tab
YouTube tab
Twitter tab
My screen when my mom walks in:
Google
Kittens
Fluffy kittens
Kittens with blue eyes and white fur
Kittens playing with puppies I'm FeelingLucky»
Press Enter to search
Bunnylover43 Format

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 21, 2013 8:22pm UTC

The CEO of Abercrombie & Fitch didn't really do a good job of marketing
to the cool kids because I don't really like their stuff.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 21, 2013 7:49pm UTC

So, today in English class, I pointed out that The Lion King and She's The
Man are both based off of Shakespearean plays and I could see my English teacher reevaluating his entire career path.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
May 21, 2013 7:28pm UTC

I just realized why they call it
"The mall". Instead of going to one store, you go to "them all". Them all = The mall.
Clever...

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 21, 2013 8:25pm UTC

Me: What if rocks are actually soft but they tense up when we touch them?
Friend: How stoned are you?
Me: Was that a f.cking pun?

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 10, 2013 11:36pm UTC

A basic plot summary of The Wizard of Oz
Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first person she meets and then teams up with three strangers to kill again.

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chickittylover
posted a quote
May 10, 2013 9:43pm UTC

Format chickittylover
I would post more quotes,
☓☓☓☓☓☓☓☓☓☓☓☓☓☓☓☓☓☓☓☓☓ but i'd rather be lazy and do nothing. ☓☓☓☓☓☓☓☓☓☓☓☓☓☓☓☓☓☓☓☓☓

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 10, 2013 11:42pm UTC

click to see this quote

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 10, 2013 11:39pm UTC

Me: Wow, I finally understand math
Me: *moves on to next question*
Me: What the hell is this?

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Cammie
posted a quote
May 10, 2013 10:59pm UTC

♚
I'm a fangirl..
WE DON'T DO
'CALM'

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