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BrunetteLunaLovegood
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February 22, 2012 4:44pm UTC
TOO BAD MY STOMACH'S
not as small as
MY SELF-ESTEEM.

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Lexi10
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February 22, 2012 4:44pm UTC
Hey, Danny what's up?
Nothing. My gf just broke up with me thru text, my dog ran away today and my parents are getting a divorce....you?
.......I'm just baking cookies....

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GirlTips
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February 22, 2012 3:22pm UTC
GirlTip #149
if someone wants to be a part
of your life, they'll make an
effort to be in it. don't bother
reserving a space in your
heart for someone who
doesn't make an effor to stay.

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swaggerqueen27
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February 22, 2012 3:20pm UTC
Boy: Are you wearing space pants? Because your butt is outa' this world ;)
Girls: No there softball pants, cause' this butt is outa' your league

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Nina_luv13
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February 19, 2012 7:07pm UTC
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punkerbearsxx
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February 18, 2012 8:17pm UTC
Zack & Cody
graduated.
The family wizard
was revealed.
Andy gave away
his toys.
Hannah told
her secret.
Phil went
back to the future.
My childhood is officially { over . }

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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SplendidJenni
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February 17, 2012 9:20pm UTC
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i_am_me03
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February 17, 2012 9:21pm UTC
that awkward moment when you have a better chance of finding Waldo than a boyfriend...

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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itstaylorx3
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February 17, 2012 2:56pm UTC
Have you ever ...
wanted to ask a question, but stopped yourself because you knew
your heart wouldn't be able to handle the answer?
\:

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Mantis713
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February 11, 2012 7:38pm UTC
Where in the nursury Ryme does it say Humpty Dumpty is an egg?

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SweatBandit
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February 11, 2012 3:48am UTC
We're bored to death in heaven.
And alone in hell.

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Angiebabe16
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February 9, 2012 8:19pm UTC
That awkward moment
When you find out that Bill Nye the science guy isn't even a scientist -.-

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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SexyCountryGirl1097
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February 7, 2012 7:46pm UTC
WHENEVER SOMEONE TELLS ME I'M UGLY
I Get Really Sad and Hug Them
----------------------
BECAUSE I KNOW IT MUST BE HARD
To Be Visually Impaired

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xotessaox18
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February 7, 2012 4:24pm UTC
Dear math,
im not a therapist.
solve your own problems.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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mumblebumble
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February 6, 2012 5:29pm UTC
WE'RE ALL IN THE SAME GAME,
JUST DIFFERENT LEVELS.
DEALING WITH THE SAME PAIN
BUT DIFFERENT DEVILS.
format by Kalliefornia

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heyxitsxnate
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February 5, 2012 3:52pm UTC
Anybody want a witty boyfriend?
I'm availble.

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