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  1. younghomielovelife younghomielovelife
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 8:31pm UTC
    Take off all the makeup, girl
    Shine your light, show the worldDon't be shy, don't be scared ♥

  2. kaykutie96 kaykutie96
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 6:11pm UTC
    It's better to have one friend, than no friends at all.

  3. Samsung Samsung
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 8:23pm UTC
    I think I just fell in love all over again..... <3

  4. SantasLilHelper SantasLilHelper
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 3:14pm UTC
    'Start Windows Normally'?
    No thanks, I'd like to start it spastically, you know, flashing lights, crazy monkeys, the whole shabang...
    format by Sandrasaurus

  5. Allison13Xoxo Allison13Xoxo
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 7:44pm UTC
    Someone:OWH! You elbowed my boob!Me:No.....You boobed my elbow! ♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. KeepSmiling4Ever KeepSmiling4Ever
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 5:12pm UTC
    Her - im ugly. );
    Him - im pregnant.
    Her - wtf?
    Him - sorry, i thought were were stating things that are impossible.

  8. Shawty123 Shawty123
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 1:44pm UTC
    That moment of pure insanity
    When someone says you and your crush would be cute together.
    Format credit:Shawty123

  9. drizzyyo drizzyyo
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 6:03pm UTC
    Friend; -sees a baby picture of me-
    Friend; You were so cute! What happened..
    Me; I fell into a pool of sexy. .

  10. BigMistake BigMistake
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 10:21pm UTC
    To Do List;
    -Become a wizard
    -Buy One Direction dolls
    -Make them real
    format by BigMistake

  11. Laneyloo Laneyloo
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 3:13pm UTC
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  12. prettygirl23 prettygirl23
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 3:22pm UTC
    What if
    during the night our phones had dreams about what had happened that day..

  13. jonel_nikki jonel_nikki
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 8:31am UTC
    me: I love you,please don't leave me now!
    Bf: I'm sorry,it's not working.
    me: Oh *cries*.
    me: So when we hanging out?
    bff: Sorry,but I have a new best friend.
    me: Oh *cries*.
    me: You make me feel better,puppy.
    dog: Freak.I'm going to pee on your bed now.
    me: Oh *cries*.
    me: I need advice.
    parents: o_O.
    me: Oh *cries*.
    me: I love you nutella,your always here for me.
    nutella: Eat me,eat me!
    me: Oh,you cutie,of course. *smiles*
    Nutella always make you happy :) Fave if you agree ♥

  14. $* $*
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 5:05pm UTC
    Loose your pen= No notes
    No notes= no study
    No study= Fail
    Fail= No diploma
    No diploma= No work
    No work= NO money
    No money= No food
    No food= Skinny
    Skinny= Ugly
    Ugly= No lover
    No lover= No marriage
    No marriage= No children
    NO children= Lonely
    Lonely= Sickeness
    Sickeness= Death
    DON'T LOOSE YOUR PEN!
    n m f

  15. lovebeinghyper lovebeinghyper
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 11:13am UTC
    That attractive face you pull when:
    You eat something sour.

  16. LoveLikeWoe11223 LoveLikeWoe11223
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 8:11am UTC
    You've CAT, to be KITTEN me, right MEOW.♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  17. hayhayleeboo hayhayleeboo
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 12:31pm UTC
    99% of guys are totally hot.
    The other 1% go to my school.

  18. MissHatty MissHatty
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 3:35pm UTC
    Do you know whats more annoying than one direction quotes?
    Quotes about how your sick of seeing them... it's like your just as bad.

  19. Anthony96 Anthony96
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 6:23pm UTC
    When someone finally notices you after you gave up on them.

  20. mollifers123 mollifers123
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 7:53pm UTC
    Yelling" RUN FORREST
    RUN!!" when you see
    somebody running:)

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