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  1. golferchic1000 golferchic1000
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 9:55pm UTC
    Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhggg,
    i dedicate this to my twin Jessiā™”


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. sksx9 sksx9
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2009 4:48pm UTC

  4. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 2:45pm UTC
    to do list:
    go to a football game.
    hold up an enormous sign that reads,
    "the guy behind me can't see :)"

  5. golferchic1000 golferchic1000
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2011 11:41am UTC
    ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    JUST TO LET YOU KNOW --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    EVERYTHING (you said)
    ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Was a lie, and i knew it, ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    And i loved you, but now, no one's turning back,---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Trust me baby.
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    -I know everything you said to her.

  6. golferchic1000 golferchic1000
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2011 2:47pm UTC
    what do you want from me.?
    all mine so click the heart to support cancer.<3 happy valentines day!
    I want you to stop singing that song and get a life adam lambert.

  7. golferchic1000 golferchic1000
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2010 11:54pm UTC
    Today I Threw A Rock At My Neighors House It Hit A Window Then The Neighbor Came Outside Yelling And Said How Do You Spell Egg And I Answered E-G-G She Said Go Get Some And While Your At It Get A Life!(:

  8. golferchic1000 golferchic1000
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2010 11:43pm UTC
    Omg,I Swear I Just Saw A Face Under My Bed,
    Lol,Just Kidding,Im Just Paranoid.(:
    All Mine
    Click The Pretty Little <3
    To Support Cancer(:

  9. Boink_Tastic Boink_Tastic
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 8:37pm UTC
    No, he's not the cutest.
    He's not the star quarterback.
    Not every girl in school wants to be with him.
    He can be silly at times,
    but his smile is amazing.
    He may not be the best to you,
    but he's absolutely perfect to me.

  10. RawrSmiles RawrSmiles
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2011 3:20am UTC
    I WILL NEVER SAY NEVER,I WILL FIGHT,I WILL FIGHT TILL FOREVER ,MAKE IT RIGHT ,WHEN EVER YOU KNOCK ME DOWN I WILL NOT STAY ON THE GROUND
    PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP , UP ,UP ,UP .....
    AND
    NEVER SAY NEVER ♥

  11. NerdyGurl89 NerdyGurl89
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2011 9:30pm UTC
    Witty sisters & brothers I am in need of some prayers. :( My Grandpa is currently in the hospital. He is unconscious and coughing up black tar. I am telling you guys because I feel completely alone, even though I have a big family. I feel like half of my heart is being ripped from my chest. My Grandpa was my best friend, weird I know, but I could talk to him, without actually talking. I need someone to talk to. I'm not doing this for favorites, but I just want my witty family to know. I might not be on very much, but if you want to get a hold of me. AIM; NerdyGurl89... Thanks everyone! NerdyGurl89

  12. jcaramel28 jcaramel28
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2011 10:06pm UTC
    Favorite if you love;
    JUSTIN BIEBER

  13. mizzmorgan14 mizzmorgan14
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2011 2:59am UTC
    A child says to his mom,
    "Mommy, I colored your sheets with lipstick."
    In anger, she starts to hit her child until he was unconscious.
    Then she regrets what she has done, crying, she says to her child,
    "please open your eyes," but it was too late.
    His tiny heart had stopped beating.
    When she walked into her bedroom, the sheet said,
    "I LOVE YOU MOMMY."
    STOP CHILD ABUSE

    Favorite if you're against child abuse.

:)

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